You know what really grinds my gears?

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I went skiing today.

Saw some kid with an NS sticker on his helmet, I would peg him to be around 16-17. I approached him and asked, "Do you know how to get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?"

He had no idea what I was talking about....Kids these days.

Blasphemy.

I logged on NS for the first time in years to post this.
 
A great American tragedy. The fuck happened to kids these days? Damn smart phones and the the internet are rotting their brains! (maybe posted from a smart phone)
 
13860117:theabortionator said:
A great American tragedy. The fuck happened to kids these days? Damn smart phones and the the internet are rotting their brains! (maybe posted from a smart phone)
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kinda funny ur the most active ns member and ur a snowbaorder haha
 
13860129:ChangeCashMoney said:
I'm assuming the correct answer would have been "buy Full Tilts young pilgrim. They will guide your path." Right???
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False.

Ski patrol blew it up.
 
i think “pee in her butt” is more recognizable tbh but its sad he didn’t know that ski patrol blew it up. There is a good chance he doesn’t know what chads is
 
I still yell CCCHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! and people look at me like I'm the weird one . . .
 
13860420:FIRAT said:
The fact that you're a snowboarder? Yeah, quite sad (I'm joking guys, don't kill me)
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Permaban. (I'm joking, or am I?) But really I'm joking. I don't care. Only time I ski now is my splitboard. If I had boots I'd prolly go out more.

I think it's been 3 or 4 years since I've skied.
 
Saw a kid wearing an og arsenic 33 t-shirt, told him to hit the only trick in the world, kid stared at me completely serious and asked "what's the only trick in the world?" fucking blasphemous
 
literally two days ago, saw some kid plastered with NS, Traveling circus, line stickers, etc and ran up to him and said "go tell eheath to stop eating so much doritos" and he had no idea what i meant >:( >:( im mad asf rn
 
topic:introvert said:
I went skiing today.

Saw some kid with an NS sticker on his helmet, I would peg him to be around 16-17. I approached him and asked, "Do you know how to get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?"

He had no idea what I was talking about....Kids these days.

Blasphemy.

I logged on NS for the first time in years to post this.
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Many of them don’t even know Newschoolers is a website. I’ve met plenty who think it’s an Instagram account.

Just need to convert them to thinking that Instagram account made an app and were set with the new generation.
 
13861431:hendrik. said:
lolwut.

also, NS Army for lyfe....where's my spork?
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13860129:ChangeCashMoney said:
I'm assuming the correct answer would have been "buy Full Tilts young pilgrim. They will guide your path." Right???
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You have no clue. You can't just go and hit Chad's. Also Mack Dawg crew and MFM will beat you up
 
13861347:Mr.Bishop said:
Many of them don’t even know Newschoolers is a website. I’ve met plenty who think it’s an Instagram account.

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That's crazy to think some people don't even know Newschoolers is a website.
 
13860689:e.money said:
Saw a kid wearing an og arsenic 33 t-shirt, told him to hit the only trick in the world, kid stared at me completely serious and asked "what's the only trick in the world?" fucking blasphemous
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yo thats mad fucked up. somewhere in oregon dan is shaking his head in disgrace
 
13860689:e.money said:
Saw a kid wearing an og arsenic 33 t-shirt, told him to hit the only trick in the world, kid stared at me completely serious and asked "what's the only trick in the world?" fucking blasphemous
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Chances are this was some young gun kid who was lucky enough to grab some hand me downs at the peace pipe jam in May. Great opportunity for me to get rid of clothes I don’t wear anymore and make kids think I’m cooler than I am. Next time teach him the only trick for me and help us put another real1 in the world.
 
13871580:-Dan said:
Chances are this was some young gun kid who was lucky enough to grab some hand me downs at the peace pipe jam in May. Great opportunity for me to get rid of clothes I don’t wear anymore and make kids think I’m cooler than I am. Next time teach him the only trick for me and help us put another real1 in the world.
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Dan is for the children!! Kid actually threw a nicer lip b2 than I did once I elaborated
 
Just saw a mogul kid today with a giant white NS sticker on the side of his helmet. Like all the other peeps with a NS sticker I've meet with the exception of one ski patroler that knew the callout, all these kids think newschoolers is just an instagram page... SMH
 
It was 2 weeks ago, Breckenridge, top of quicksilver lift.

I was in green, black helmet, I leaned over and asked you if you knew how to get to chads gap from the bottom of Alta.

You were in black with a Jibberish sticker on your helmet and you replied that ski patrol blew it up.

We locked eyes (I mean probably, mirrored goggles so who knows right?) and though our paths never crossed again, I saw eternity in that moment.
 
13873453:Sharko said:
It was 2 weeks ago, Breckenridge, top of quicksilver lift.

I was in green, black helmet, I leaned over and asked you if you knew how to get to chads gap from the bottom of Alta.

You were in black with a Jibberish sticker on your helmet and you replied that ski patrol blew it up.

We locked eyes (I mean probably, mirrored goggles so who knows right?) and though our paths never crossed again, I saw eternity in that moment.
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Brews from the maggie aye?
 
13873453:Sharko said:
It was 2 weeks ago, Breckenridge, top of quicksilver lift.

I was in green, black helmet, I leaned over and asked you if you knew how to get to chads gap from the bottom of Alta.

You were in black with a Jibberish sticker on your helmet and you replied that ski patrol blew it up.

We locked eyes (I mean probably, mirrored goggles so who knows right?) and though our paths never crossed again, I saw eternity in that moment.
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... No homo
 
Saw a snowboarder rocking a ns hoodie the other night. I didn't say shit because 1- He was riding safely 2- NS IS FULL OF HASBEEN CRYBABIES and i'm not one of them 3- I didn't give a shit that he was wearing NS and didn't know was NS was he seemed to be having a good time and at the end of the day that's what matters 4- At the end of the day his hoodie wasn't bothering anybody aside from a group of aging dudes who's worlds came to an end because they saw a snowboarder (Who didn't know what NS means) wearing an NS jacket.
 
13873794:Segsxi said:
Saw a snowboarder rocking a ns hoodie the other night. I didn't say shit because 1- He was riding safely 2- NS IS FULL OF HASBEEN CRYBABIES and i'm not one of them 3- I didn't give a shit that he was wearing NS and didn't know was NS was he seemed to be having a good time and at the end of the day that's what matters 4- At the end of the day his hoodie wasn't bothering anybody aside from a group of aging dudes who's worlds came to an end because they saw a snowboarder (Who didn't know what NS means) wearing an NS jacket.
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Wait you think this is actually serious? Wow alright bud calm the fuck down.

Also edit*** you do fucking realize the most active poster/mod on this site is a snowboarder right?

**This post was edited on Dec 29th 2017 at 10:30:53pm
 
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