You know what really grinds my gears...

[Gimper]

Got this idea from a previous thread.

Well what really grinds my gears is when snowboarders sit down on the mountain and act as road cones that one must dodge like a white tail rabbit running away from a snow leopard

 

[chickenwang]

are you sure its not when you dont use your clutch?

 

[Gimper]

^ahhh that 2

 

[skisher]

ollie em

 

[kepler.]

just spray them with mass snow and ski away backwards yelling at them in the process

 

[Nihiriju]

i like obsticles i go really close to them.  its sweeeet. 

 

[Rooddss]

werd

 

[Rooddss]

weeerrrddd

 

[doritos]

Young hooligans...

 

[pns513]

i just spray them and piss them off for being in the way

 

[kepler.]

OMgzzz your so right...noone thought of that

 

[Microcosm]

When someone sits in front of a fun little natural jump on the side of an easy trail, or a fun little side trail through the woods. I wanted to go off one of them so a friend of mine sprayed them so they would move. It was the funniest thing, they were covered in snow looking around with no idea what just happened. oh, and they still didn't move.

 

[Sno.]

me too! i like it when the blue groomers are full of people, use them like gates

 

[Black-Bandanna]

Like the Japanese meat gates.

 

[13stripes]

hell yea the trail out of our park is like the easiest green circle on the mountain so theres always kids down everywhere and its saweet to ollie them

...but sprayin em then yellin shit while your going switch is always an option

 

[skisher]

be careful u could hurt some one omg omg omg omg omg omg omg

fuckin snowboarders

 

[jimmychung]

exactly.

 

[SHastatahoe]

Isn't this a perfect of examples of when to use the sharp end of your poles? assuming your using poles. . .

This is a lesson for all of you who opt for the no-pole.

 

[Pklink04]

is it when people say stupid family guy quotes that arnt funny now and never where? because you and i are on the same page

 

[skitolive123456789]

ya know what pisses me off.... faggot ass skiers that think they own the park/mountain and have no style and complain about snowboarders like its a fucking race.

 

[skitolive123456789]

looking back that was kinda out of line... my bad

 

[Lé.Skiing]

you know what really grinds my gears? when people steal quotes from movies and use them in threads on the internet...

Claimer!

 

[doritos]

You know what really grinds my gears? Not having forks. Every article of clothing I own reeks of Easy Mac because I've had to shovel it into my face in the hope some lands in my mouth before it coats everything in nasty-ass cheese.

 

[Sno.]

gross.

everytime someone says "shovel" in terms of food i picture ralphys little brother in a christmas story shoving his face in the plate making pig sounds.

 

[doritos]

Haha, really? I was trying to come off as really together and attractive with that post, I don't know where I went wrong.

 

[Petey.]

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

50...1 to screw it in and 49 to watch him

 

[Switchitaw]

no no, the better one is like...

"27...1 to screw it in, 3 to say they can do it better, and 23 to sit in the landing"

 

[*monsterskier*]

shouldnt u HAVE forks anyway?

 

[doritos]

As far as I'm concerned, forks are not money well spent.

 

[theoz]

I cant stand snowboarders that sit on landings or in the middle of the fukin piste i was making down fakie at mammoth about 2 weeks ago and couldnt see this dum hoe sitting on ground I just missed he but my skis hit the back of her ass i felt bad but why sit in the middle of the fukin slope ya stupid knuckle dragging bitch.

 

[SlickRick.]

i think there is a secret snowboarders cult, that meets every year to ploy ways to annoy everyone else

 

[C.R.420]

haha yeah, that should do it.