YOOOOOOOOOOOO, Buy my Car Newschoolers!

[JeremyClarkson]

Forreal guys, if i never needed newschoolers, now would be the time. I really need some cash so i can pay my rent and keep on sippin on my jack. Im strait up Shameless right now, so, Anyone in the new england area please make me an offer so i dont have to resort to couch surfin' wth some homiesssss' who will most likley make it known that I am the one in need of serious fuckin help. This car will get you from point A to point B with no suprises along the way, check it guys, hopefully you see something you like so make me a mothefuckinnnnn offer!

http://westernmass.craigslist.org/cto/3539007685.html

 

[JAHpow]

Good luck selling!

May I ask why you spell out your number in the ad?

 

[james6345789]

so bots don't spam him.

 

[Hi.Phi.]

Your username is Jeremy Clarkson and you are selling a car, that's funny haha

 

[Dirty.Harry.]

Doesn't Jeremy Clarkson drive nicer cars?

(sorry couldn't help it...good luck though selling it!)

 

[Laurent.]

The lack of quality in those pictures.

Is this your phone?

 

[Randy_Quench]

haha nice rice lights.

ill trade you a 5th of your beloved jack for it.

 

[.AR6rider.]

Hahaha holy hell. Please tell me the car had most of those visual mods and the sound system when you bought it and you didn't waste your money making your car look like absolute shit.

 

[JeremyClarkson]

Sold!

Also to the Cockrider, i bought it for a grand, fixed the clutch almost for free and just flipped it so yeah you can go back to wacking off to the STI daddy bought you, fuckboy.

 

[.AR6rider.]

Psst...your jealousy is showing.

...and I drive an R32 now, remember? The STI is the track toy and stays in the garage for most of the year. Duuuhhh. Get with it, chump.

 

[Spinoza]

Thread titles like that are obnoxious

 

[ILLinoisance]

$20 and you deliver to my garage.

 

[spliff.Life]

ill give you 3 cookies and a snickers bar for it, btw i live in idaho im assuming youlll ship for free?

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

Ew. I feel bad for the poor soul who bought that.

 

[Willgum]

I like it, besides the blue trim and op didnt even put that in himself.

 

[ONTerriible]

I came to this thread expecting something like this.

 

[ryano]

i was just in northampton like a month ago..

neat little place. the slow drivers piss me off tho.

 

[ryano]

ya'll drive like grandmas out there...

 

[Randy_Quench]

what do you expect on the seacoast? North hampton is populated by like 80% elderly/retired people.

 

[ryano]

hahaha. fair enough.

but i found that to be true in most of new england...

 

[Randy_Quench]

excluding MA drivers of course haha.

 

[bighomieflock]

Does 2 packs of trident layers work OP? I'll throw in a couple single pieces I have laying around if you want.

 

[BlackCupid]

I'll give you $100 for it.