Yes another to do it, or not to do it thread!

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K so at a party on saturday i was mad wasted and i was suckin face with this one chick, then i saw this one girl so hot. I grabbed my friend i was like yo whats her name i need to meet her. and then I added her on Fbook and started wheelin hard. it is now tuesday and she wants my dick in and around her mouth. two problems: 1) according to mapquest its 8.19km away = i cant cab cant spend money (about to become a professional student) and i am licenseless. 2) i work in 5 hours and 25 minutes. what to do
 
8klicks is nothing dude, if you're really into her you could always run/bike/board to her ...

 
oh and ask a friend, if one of your bros won't spot you ten bucks to go slay a nice chick theyre not good friends
 
you cant walk fucking 8km? isnt that shit like half a mile?

or just fuck her later, whatver, youre just gonna wake up in a bathtub full o ice with no kidneys anyways so like fuck if i care.
 
8k is like an hour walk if you walk slowly. or as someone else said, tell her your jag is in the shop, and that she needs to pick you up. also pics
 
im a little out of the loop with the metric system, but isn't that like 300 feet? i think you can make it for some poon
 
how long can it take to bike 8 km? 5miles?

i am thinking that she is not living in a mountain hut 4000 feet vertical above you, so that should easily feasible.

for anyone who is slightly fit (and assuming flat terrain) this shouldnt take more than 15 minutes. seriously.
 
tell her that your aston martin is in the shop and that she should come to you because you have a present for her. then be completely naked except for a bow on your dick. shit works like a charm.
 
she lives 5 miles away, takes less than 30 mins bike ride. you have work in 5 hours, an hour at the most round trip, so that leaves you 3 hours, plus an hour when you get home to get ready/ go to work. Really?
 
You won`t do it just because you are lazy as fuck! I've bike to bitchz a lot before having my license. I don't know how you never thought about biking.
 
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