Yearbook Quotes

connoroh

connoroh

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Does anyone have any good, clever, funny yearbook quotes?

Grad comments are particularly tough, cause you want to avoid lame callouts, like this:

“THANKS FOR THE MEMEORIES GIRLYS BFFAEAE LUVS YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE MD TK LR CD blah fucking blah”

And you really want to stay away from pathetic inside jokes, like this:

“The cat has shoes LMFAO CS KD RT”

You also don’t want anything too cynical like this:

“”

And you especially don’t want something bitter like this:

“4 wasted years at ______ High, I’m glad to be out of this hell hole”

Or the complete nerd that everyone hates, and who plays Gameboy all day

"Spheres really are pointless shapes

It’s hard man, making a comment, it’s gotta be witty, memorable, deep... finding the perfect grade comment is impossible.

If you guys have any ideas, or if any of you have one that you used, or have seen, throw it up

 
I have these so far

"Read books. Get brains."

"skiing, because most sports only require one ball"
 
I Smoke weed everyday,,,,,i dont give a fuck!

fair enough

suck my dick bitch

whats your major malfunction mother fucker
 
yea, school doesn't approve of that whole swearing thing too much. it really wrecks a lot of possibilities
 
It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

God gave us a penis and a brain but not enough blood to use both at the same time.

Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Last night I was looking at the stars and I wondered... Where the hell's my ceiling!

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Kids in the backseat cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat cause Kids.

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

There are two words guys hate: Don't and Stop...Unless those words are spoken together.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

If practice makes perfect, and no one is perfect, why practice?

You are only young once, but you can be immature forever.

I think... therefore I'm single.

I refuse to answer that question on the basis that I don't have the answer.

If you're not interested in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.

Love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.

I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.

Dont piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

Common sense is not so common.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.

No one dies a virgin, Life screws us all.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

One day we'll all look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject...

I can levitate birds but nobody cares.

I think we should kill old people at birth!

I intend to live forever, so far, so good.

 
"what can i say, it was better than jerkin it..."

that is 100% original a la alex pritz and it's definitely going in my qoute haha such a good one
 
mine is either blank or it says

"i got a hand full of stacks better grab an umbrealla"

i forgot if i turned it in or not.
 
A kid at my old school put for his quote "Some people learn nothing from the death of a family member but personally I learned taxidermy(sp?)"

I thought it was pretty funny
 
One that someone did last year at my school was pretty clever i thoiguh

this isn't word for word

"50 word limit eh?

(proceeds to write about 35 really, unacceptably long words)

With any given situation, optimize it to the fullest"

i liked it
 
I don't know any school that approves of swearing... but who the hell cares? It's a highschool yearbook.... say whatever the hell you feel like.
 
i put:

"the only thing that holds us back is fear, and even that we can overcome" - seth morrison

"luke: i cant believe it

yoda: that is why you fail"

"i fancy myself a fisherman" - Andrew hill

feel free to help yourself
 
"a man can look into a grain of rice and envision the universe. I roll around in seaweed and yell HEY LOOK! I'M SEAWEED MAN"
 
"there are some people out there that are so rich that they lose all respect for humanity; i want to be that rich"

"girls are like rocks, skip the flat ones"

"if she knows whats good for her, shell stay in the kitchen"
 
Haha I've written that in something, cept it was like 250 words and I didn't have the kickin quote at the end :O
 
'if lifes a waste of time, and times a waste of life, then lets all get wasted together and have the time of our lives!!!'
 
I had JEA!! typed huge in my year book space and thats all. My buddy got BALLIN! for his. But yeah if you knew us, you would see its a perfect fit.
 
ervryday im hussltin.

shit! Shit! Who the Fuck is Shooting Us?!

Since plottin, plan the quickest, my flow is the sickest

My hoes be the thickest, my dro.. the stickiest

Street nigga, stamped and bonafide

When beef jump niggaz come get me cuz they know I ride

Two to the ski mask, New York's my origin

Play a fake gangsta like a old accordian

and your saying "yeah, i wish i coulda got down with them niggas"

and you God Damn Right you wish you coulda got Down with the niggas,

But it Didn't Happen!

So Don't be mad at Me!

Be Mad at the Nigga's Negotiatin' Yo Deal!
 
Early Bird gets the worm, but second mouse gets the cheese.

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i wrote: if you feel like you're in control, clearly you're not going fast enough. sleep.ski.peace
 
We'll sweat in the ring and bleed in the streets

But our will and spirit can never be beat -dropkick murphys good shit their real old stuff that came from their hearts
 
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