Yay, were not gunna die



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after it doesnt happen in 2012 the date will be moved foward to 2020 and then nothing will happen again. ive got my money on nukes killin us all off or Z day. but i'd rather just live till i die of old age.
 
you guys are stupid, for not believing the world is going to end.

of course they would say its not going to, they dont want to create panic.
 
The trick is you lull them into a sense of security when all they think they will get is a slap. Then bam, roundhouse.
 
I'm waiting for the day that a superhero comes out called "Scientific Fact Man" and he goes around sodomizing people who say insanely stupid shit. It would solve all the worlds problems.
 
i love the zombie flicks. Zombieland was the shit. I'm ready for it lol. gotta have a plan.

It's rather simple too. pack clothes, some basic shit, grab bat. Go to a dealership, get a big truck, and extra wheels/tires. Go to gun store, get a remington 870 and lotsa shells, then to auto zone for oil, basic parts, grab a siphon and some fuel jugs. The journey begins....

I live a thousand miles from my family, and they're in one of the best mountain ranges you could hope to be in when the world falls apart.
 
thats not even the half of it

the world "ends" several times a year...the last big one was 2007 where ww3 was supposed to happen or something... the problem is that whenever these hocus pocus theories dont come true they just move them 5 years ahead and restart the whole cycle of bs.
 
Science slaps the retards of our world. At least hollywood banked before this announcement.
 
All the people talking about zombies, have you ever read World War Z? Its an awesome book by the same guy who did the zombie survival guide, who also just so happens to be Mel Brooks son. Its a really good book, but at the same time really disturbing for how unprepared we would actually be, not just as people, but as a race.
 
Probably because the concept of zombies is pretty much impossible to ever come to fruition, therefore we shouldnt be prepared for it... Just like we shouldnt be prepared to defend ourselves against hordes of flying penises.
 
This is rocking my world. I dropped out of school and spent all my money on drugs cause i thought i only had two years to live and now your saying that i may have been mistaken? fml
 
Hahaha, holy shit.

You guys are so stupid, of course the world's not gonna end in 2012, the Scientologists decide when the world ends not the Mayans.
 
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