Yankee swap gift ideas

yojimbo

yojimbo

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alright, so every year I attend a couple of christmas parties that involve a yankee swap. for those of you who don't know what this is, its a game along the lines of secret santa only everyone buys a gift and wraps it up then puts it in the middle. then everyone draws numbers from a hat and gets to pick a gift in subsequent order. when its your turn, you can a. pick a gift from the middle or b. pick someone elses gift that has already been opened (if it looks good or you want it or whatever.) thats just the basics there are some other silly rules that are unimportant.

Now, the two yankee swaps that I attend are completley different. the first one is a bunch of family freinds and usually the gifts are over the top and ridiculously funny. FOR EXAMPLE: last year there was a sex boardgame thing that came with condoms and lube and shit, but one of the lubes was missing which made it even funnier. so I need a hilarious "gag" gift for that one. usually I put in really weird shit like strange canned foods that nobody in there right mind would consume or really bad 80's records.

For the second swap, it's with straight family, so the gifts usually end up being even more ridiculous or innappropriate, or they're really fucking sweet like tasty chocolates or wine etc.

so I'm asking newschoolers to help me with some gift ideas, please make them cheap as hell as I am really broke from getting new gear this winter.

thanks for yo helpzz n shitttzz.
 
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just go into spencer and pick out the first thing that draws to your eyes. they got some weird funny shit in that place. im sure you could get some good shit there.
 
haha i was gonna say a dildo.......

how funny would that be to open an xmas gift at a yankee swap and get a dildo....?

anyways....

alcohol

dope ass candy

rediculous cassette tape movies....

tall tee's ? hahaha
 
i like the tall tee Idea. I think i might hit up burlington coat factory and get the most ridiculous tall T i can find that has skulls all over it for the first one. definitley not going to get a dildo or a fleshlight, thats retarded & not funny whatsoever. (directed towards the first post not sewardo, because you were actually helpful) thanks +k or what have you.
 
my buddy is coming to my parents house for christmas this year and we do the same thing (but we call it the white elephant). this is a text i got from him yesterday.

"idea for white elephant gift: rape whistle and the morning after pill"

he also got his mom a card for her birthday yesterday that said "i'm sorry you have cancer"
 
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haha fuckkk yah burlington coat factory has some good shit....

oooo more ideas

howling wolf shirt

oorrr a trucker hat with some crazy saying on it......NS stickers for your family's whips?
 
ehhh I don't really like the howling wolf shirts. I think they're a silly fad. now say if I came across a howling wolf trucker hat..thats a different story.
 
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