y cant i do anything switch

well did you expect to ride your little rollerblades backwards all summer and just mosy on up to alyeska and expect to glide right down her beutifal snow pack backwards as if you were stroliing down 4th avenue filling your limosiune with cheap hookers?? Honestly what the fuck is going through your mind as you write this post, its probaly 1030 and alyeska just opened first chair and your sitting on your ass taking a break from playing dungeons and dragons to write this lame ass question to us who have dominated alyeska slopes in the switch position well you sit on your white americcan hot dog scarfing ass? well what the fuck why even write the damn post until 930 becuase troy murdough will be night skiing until then and wont have time to responf to your sorry ass question which is sadder than asking brittany spears to take off her shirt for you and you sit back and expect her to do so within 30 seconds well maybe if you want to ski switch get off your ass and ski that shit like you fucking mean it and more than two runs a fucking day. dont ski around all day forwards and then all of a suddeen decide to hit a jump ass backwatds son your getting no further than troy was with osheana last year when he asked her for her number and called her the whole season and i ended up getting with her in the end thank you troy

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troy is a progressive ball of steeze, his progression knows no limits. he is the epicenter of alaskan skiing whether cody barnhill wants to be cocky to everyone or not. wow, so he won nationals with only like 6 people in it. he is like 21. and cant grab.

ALASKA PRIDE
 
you can borrow some of my, steez, you niggerisch sack of potato fat

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