Xmas morning, stockings

[Jake...]

me and my bro are opening our stockings, and i get 3/4 of the way down and open this book about the birth signs (virgo etc..) and its like june 22- july 22, and my b day is sep 11, and my bros is july 3, and i was like mom did you mix these up and she goes "oh shit your doing each others stocking" and my bro was like "yeah, why did i get razor baldes :S" ahaha it was funny.. so we switched seats and opened the last bit of each other stockings wich really ended up being our own stuff.. who thought santa would mix it up?

 

[cdnskigirl89]

hahahahaha thats funny, I got a calculator in mine.... pretty cool actually and I got hair stuff in it

 

[witty]

santa brought me condoms...one of the more awkward moments of christmas

 

[Schoening]

hahahahahahahahah

 

[Ski_Unit_19]

damn i wish santa would bring me condoms... its worth the few minutes of awkwardsness... but honestly condoms are WAY over priced

 

[kykelly05]

haha i didnt get a stocking this year... boo and stockings are my favorite thing to open

 

[beefbud]

stockings are one of the best things at Christmas, apart from family !!!!!

 

[TMswitch06]

no shit dude i hate how your out like 5 bucks after buying a pack of 3 condums it sucks

 

[twix_182]

yeah santa has some twisted humor

 

[Riley.]

go to walmart, you get like 12 for 5 bucks of the same condom

 

[hemlockjibber8]

i know what you mean. it only leaves me with like $6.25 for hookers to use them on

 

[--Binger--]

judging by the other shit u can purchase at wal-mart, i dont think buying somthing thats gonna potentially protect u from STDs/ pregnancy at wal-mart.... but maybe thats just me

 

[twix_182]

^sams choice condoms man, sams choice

 

[*Fujative*]

haha i hate there pop.. it sucks

 

[+[wall.e]+]

I got wiper blades

 

[Itsbackfliptime]

I got like 3 christmas ornaments. It was lame.

Once when I was like 10 I got a razor. It was weird. Then my dad took it without me knowing and like 4 years later when I started shaving I didn't have a razor and I was like "Hey wheres my razor" then I got a new one.

 

[B-Har406]

yarn and the new freeskier

 

[Deafboy]

stalkings are rad, i love all the random shit i get in them, mainly candy and chocolate.

 

[Jake...]

yeah the candy is mostly all i get

 

[Snowcase]

i got 6 lbs of candy and some body wash so i'm set

 

[thecoyote]

I got Pop Yer Bottlez and Family Guy Volume 3, lots of chocolate, socks and boxer-breifs. Fuckin killer!

 

[jimmychung]

i got a new card for my digital camera and candy in mine.

 

[Jwenz]

I think its a common mistike made by the people