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itwasajoke

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First off Brecks park is the only thing keeping it an exciting place to ski, even though the there were only four rails , 3 of them being flat, but the run goes like this, flat rail, or flat down rail, 45 footer, 65 footer, 55 footer, 10 ft gap-to-rail or flat rail or quarterpipe. well unfortunatly i didnt hit any jumps till i got ther nor a pipe, and tim and i didnt even hit the booters till our actual runs were going so heres each of our runs. Troy - 270 on to flat, switch cork 7, cork 3, 180 cannonball, unnatural to flat. Tims run so sick okay here goes. 270 on to the flat down (sketch) cork 7 blunt, cork 9 mute, switch 7 critical, 630 on to 10 foot gap rail ( on the first run only, but he fell),

Neither of us compeeted in pipe because the day before i got there, tim did cork 9 and cased the big booter and fucked his heel to smithereens, and the day of the comp i was practicing boostage and i forgot to pop 3 times in a row and went 10 feet to deck to head on pipe wall transfer, yuucky, so i went to the top of the pipe, waited for 25 minutes for my run and said fuck it because my ankles were bulging out the sides of my boots so i skiied 2 more runs and then went down and we iced till we were sanctioned in niggerdome

lets go get some ski some food.
 
oh yeah and there was a kid who boosted about 15 feet out of the qp and landded on thge jugdes table, he received medivac from the highest grade of ski patrolers

lets go get some ski some food.
 
ssssiiiiiiiiicccccccckkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!! too bad that you guys didnt make but wutevr...next year

 
Troy you puss Tim won nationals pipe with a gash in his knee that required 100 stitches. If youre there you do your fuckin run even if your head is about to fall off.

 
YEAAAAAAA TRICKED OUT BITCHES

I made the semifinals with a charismatic run consisting of a 270 on flat bar-seven tail-cork900 mute- swtich seven critical- 450 off the uprail at bottom

i Had a bruised to hell ankle which i screwed up in practice on the 'zach-ACL-tearer OF terror'

so i took the superpipe off and iced the begesshes outta it for 36 hours and took about 100 vicaDEN and that shit was golden for semifinals.

i was right before chris booth who gave me a hug and wished me luck, i atemmpeted a 270 on the flat down and ate shit, i tried a 630 on the last rail out of pure anguish of ruining my run and rode up with booth on the chair for our next run

we talked about australia and K2 and it totally mellowed me out, because i was nervous as a little girl the first run.

so second run was descent, i threw my run down again sketched on both rails but nailed the jumps-it wasnt good enough for finals, but skiing with botth that riding the chair with boooth that run gave me the inspiration to portray my skills that second run.

booths run made it with a switch900-regular900 and a unatural900 he is sick i propalize him he is my favorite skiier ever.

I personally thought troys run was very sick but it wasnt good enuff for the semifinals.

MY foot still hurts like a bastard and i will take a few weeks off to heal it up- the only reason i was able to ski it 2 days after was i sucked up the pain and toook hella pain medication and had the mentality to push myslef against the throbbing pain in my foot.

i sacrificed superpie for slopestyle and it was the best competition day i have ever experienced. just being at the start with tons of pro skiiers is the craziest feeling and hopfully i win the superunknown contest because i felt pretty unknown standing there amongst there greatness

How can i progress without my little Emily A.K.A. Blue Smurf STEEZE
 
good job boys, waht was the sickest thing thrownthat you saw? dude troy, you should have gutted it out and did the superpipe, you payed soo0o much money to go there. tim were you not feeling the unnatural 7? what did dan marion throw?

'Dude, we're sick. I mean, he's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so, ya know...' -CR Johnson
 
marion threw some 900s

BOOTH threw his first unatural 900 and i saw it he went right after me he is so sick

here i am wedged bewteen booth and SNOOPKAEL DUSHDOGG

SLOPESTYLE M E N

START LIST - SEMI FINALS

START TIME 9:00

HEAT 1

1 Olenick, Michael

2 Cotter, Paul

3 Ordway, Heath

4 Kiesel, Dan

5 Walter, Robert

6 McMurray, Jon

7 Melhus, Christoffer

8 Marion, Dan

9 Coker, Craig

10 Sirianni, Christin

11 Miller, Silas

12 Karlstrom, Niklas

13 Philippi, Matt

14 Deschenaux, Mickael

15 Durtschi, Timothy

16 Booth, Christopher

17 Wilson, Mike

18 Abrams, Brent

19 Thevenet, Laurent

HEAT 2

20 Cyrulik, Jon

21 Thomas, Stefan

22 Tostado, Josh

23 Peters, Max

24 Thomas, Rex

25 Olenick, Peter

26 Pollman, Scott

27 Vanular, Corey

28 Mcpherson, Ryan

29 Bushfield, Rory

30 Benchetler, Chris

31 Redd, Travis

32 Hawks, Chris

33 Nyman, Blake

34 Waters, Chas

35 Turpin, Chris

36 Bjorkheim, Sondre

37 Biollo, Chris

38 Stewart, Andy

How can i progress without my little Emily A.K.A. Blue Smurf STEEZE
 
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