Wu Tang In Skiing

[MLJ]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I was the best skier at week two of Windells, and I've been involved in numerous competitions, and I have over 300 confirmed wins. I am trained in the art of style and I'm the top skiier at my mountain. You are nothing to me but just another gaper. I will amaze you the fuck out with tricks the likes of which have never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am improving my skills in the French Alps so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your skiing future. You're fucking dead, kid. I can beat you anywhere, anytime, and I can fuck your mind with over seven hundred tricks, and that's just on rails. Not only am I extensively trained in rail tricks, but I have access to a copious amount of air tricks and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable reputation off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you in a game of "Skate on Snow" and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Seriously fuck you so much for posting this again.

 

[hcaulfield]

WU TANG IS NOT FOR THE CHILDREN, it is terrible and it sounds like somebody trying to fart in a tin can

Just went and tested this out and came to the conclusion that they do not sound similar.

 

[Pigeon.]

i listened to them when i was middle school snowboarder. still do. a lot of skiers just bandwagon like "i ski looks like i have to be obsessed with wu-tang now"

shit pisses me off, listen to whatever you like. if somebody tried to tell me to listen to an artist b/c "everybody in this sport does" i would not even waste my breath on a response.

 

[shredasaurus_rex]

Just went and tested this out and came to the conclusion that they do not sound similar.

 

[gerbear]

Wutang really is skiing though. Those of us who have been actively following freeskiing for 4+ years understand this. The newcomers either don't get it at all or they try to be cool by agreeing with us and still don't get it at all

You sound like such a tool. Your concept of skiing is warped there buddy.

 

[westcoastmissi]

WU TANG IS NOT FOR THE CHILDREN, it is terrible and it sounds like somebody trying to fart in a tin can

I'm dying, these retorts keep on getting better and better as I scroll down.

 

[SquattingDog]

Just went and tested this out and came to the conclusion that they do not sound similar.

This thread is full of phonies.