Wtf Whistler

sammyk

sammyk

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(fyi i'm drunk atm._)

SO, I'm at Whistler for the first time for 5 days and we went out for the firs time tonight.

I figured it would be a good time considering it is a saturday night, BUT it was absolute shit.

We went to Tommy bananasomething whatever its called and to something Max's and both were shit. There were more people at the random bar we popped into than these so called great clubs.

WHATS GOOD WHISTLER?

Where the people at/ Wheres the good time mothaafuckaaaaassss. All im tryna do is hit the slopes, come home, chill, then go out and pull a fit bird, but now it seems like i cant do that. wtf

advice needed. ty in advance

peace

ps - whats good with the mandatory coat checks? like wtf why cant i just wear my ffing jacket. canada is weird
 
well your first mistake was going to tommy africas....

second would be partying on the weekend. and during winter holidays.

and finally, if you gotta party on the weekend go to mojoes.
 
Tommy's on Thursday

Maxx Fish on Tuesday

Buffalo bills if you're not a teeny bopper, but from the sounds of things you are.

Longhorn Saloon on a Friday or Saturday night if you want to play drunk tourist.

The rest of the nights I can't speak for anymore.
 
The biggest trick to Whistler is that you have to figure out what night is going off at a specific place. It changes year to year as well, and it'll be deader than a dornail if you're in the wrong spot.

I know the holidays are weak for activity as well. Been there a few times during christmas break and nobody was around.
 
You sound like the kind of guy that attracts a party and tons of women no matter where you go. I'm surprised you're having trouble finding anything
 
Dude, it's all about the early morning at the bakery/coffee shop just outside the gondola square. Grab your latte and scone, sit at at 2-top outside at around 11am and wait for a breezy to get her lunch break for the morning shift!
 
Weekends and holidays are shit. Locals dont go out then.

Longhorns used to be decent on weekends. Garf sis fun on skate night, if thats still around?. Mojos and Max sucks.
 
Talk up some girls on the slopes and meet up with them for drinks after riding.

Whistler clubbing is always a gong/sausage show unless you hit the timing right.
 
whynot just save the world some pain and take a bottle back to your room and enjoy it there.

there might be more of a scene in whistler over the holidays if it wasnt for people like you.
 
I went to a paul oakenfold concert at tommy africa's when I was there last march. Shit was bonkers, international sluts and strippers everywhere, and the music was incredible. Don't remember much after that.

just keep trying, I'm sure you'll pull hella "fit birds" in no time, brah
 
mondays at Maxx. tuesdays at tommys. weds bills. thurs garfs. friday-sat - anywhere but you're best at a pub or glc or something, sunday fun day - longhorn or moes.

tada
 
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