LOL behave - minus the fact they aren't the same length... are 20mm skinnier at the waist and are about 5 time stiffer than the bacons and (opinion based) don't have 1/10th the coolness of top sheet of any of the bacons... thanks for the offer but no thanks...
and to T-Monkey... I messaged you and you said "check my pics" which only had photo or lizzies... no bacons?