Writing Prompt

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pimpcat

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What kind of animal do you think would make the best pimp? There must be options that are equally as good as cats. I'm excluding humans for obvious reasons.
 
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13278828:JAHpow said:
A sloth with a fedora
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I agree. But why? A cat is clever and selfish. great qualities in a huslin' pimp. sloths are slow and the fedora would fall over his eyes so he couldn't see. and he's slow as fuck so some critter could rob him before he even pulls the hat up.

I think you should consider a better animal pimp.
 
Through many well-funded studies and much dedicated research, it has become apparent to me that the lowly marmot does in fact make the best pimp. In addition to their blatant disregard for others' feelings and their particular proclivity for desecrating others' property, the overwhelming response of our lead scientists was the "they keep their hoes in check" and that "their pimp hand rivals even that of any stereotype in a Tyler Perry movie".
 
13278902:life_is_hood said:
Through many well-funded studies and much dedicated research, it has become apparent to me that the lowly marmot does in fact make the best pimp. In addition to their blatant disregard for others' feelings and their particular proclivity for desecrating others' property, the overwhelming response of our lead scientists was the "they keep their hoes in check" and that "their pimp hand rivals even that of any stereotype in a Tyler Perry movie".
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please post a pic of said marmot
 
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