Writing a poem about Mtn Dew

skiminnesota

skiminnesota

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Blow my brains out Marketing is the most useless subject and if i didnt have to take it for a core requirement of my econ degree i wouldnt. (held out until senior year!)

That said i have been tasked with writing a poem about Mountain Dew (at least i got a good company) haha anyways, you guys want to help me spit some fantastic poetry? It should be noted that this is my first attempt at writing poetry.

Oh Mountain Dew how I crave a Big Gulp full of you.

Your corn syrupee goodness is nothing new, yet the category of awesome is reserved only for you.

Your teeth rotting properties are second to none.

The ingredients that come together to make up your taste are strange, that much is true.

Yet when given the choice of 1 or 2, my horizons are brightened by more of you.

 
Mountain dew, you're the secret ingredient to my stew, me and you, and when the sky is blue, I think we're through, but never do, I like peru, and everything is new
 
what would i do?

without my mountain dew?

Everyday i seem closer to dehydration

Then i feel the blast of baja cool my nerves,

jolt of energy delivered in each sip

when my dew reaches my lip!
 
A Mountain Dew?I don't see why not

Because every once in a while

it sure hits the spot

Have another?

I guess, yes please

As I sit back comfortably

and pound it with ease

More and more dews

Maybe five in a sitting?

Who cares?

I'm young and living

Wake up in the morning

sweaty with with a chill

as I grab another can

to get my fill

More and more

Addicted? I don't know, maybe?

I don't feel well at all

And I've been drinking a ton lately

Diabetes ensues

Needles and pumps

a daily routine

Like taking dumps

"I'm dying slowly"

Is what I mumble and grieve

As I slam more Dew

And struggling to breathe

This has taken over my life

But my feelings are strange

For if I had the chance

My habits I would not change

I love Mountain Dew

I will to the end

Water, sugar, and syrup

Now that's any man's best friend

 
Drawers down, floors up ,legs spread and bare.

Incredibly provocative females are everywhere.

Giving you that dew me hard from behind stare.

So go ahead and buy Mountain Dew, it's only fair.

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Otherwise you could make your poem a transformer and your prof will be stoked as fuck, or dead as shit. You'll get a 70% for sure either way.

mountaindew_transformers.jpg
 
Dew is good, I drink a lot of it, this class is gay, imma check out this chicks tits. I only came in here b/c of op's username. This is all still a poem. Fuck.
 
I stop at the mcdonalds I used to work at, manager i worked with sees me in the drive thru we hate each other she asks how did I obtain the car I ask for a hamburger, she gives me a hamburger I raise it to my lips and take a bite. My eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs I swallow and look down at the hamburger in my hands. She gives me a hamburger I swallow and look down at the hamburger in my hands. I cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs a pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. She gives me a hamburger I look at her face, and she is pleading with me. The children are crying now I raise the hamburger to my lips, tears stream down my face as I take a bite she gives me a hamburger. I am on my knees.

I plead with her to go across the street. She hears only children's laughter she gives me a hamburger I am screaming as I fall down the stairs. She is my child. I cannot see anything I take a bite of the hamburger the concrete rushes up to meet me I awake with a start in my own bed. My eye twitches involuntarily she gives me a hamburger as I kill her, I do not make a sound she gives me a hamburger...
 
Mountain Dew, its not good for you

but it tastes too sweet to be shared by two

I sip a bottle every morning,

and have 11 every afternoon

for Dew i'd give up my ball sack

and I always keep 2 bottles in my backpack

I sip so much dew that my lips stay gleamin

and I swallow more dew than a gay man does semen
 
"Diet Mountain Dew"[/b]

You’re no good for me

Baby you’re no good for me

You’re no good for me

But baby I want you, I want

Diet mountain dew, baby, New York City

Never was there ever a girl so pretty

Do you think we’ll be in love forever?

Do you think we’ll be in love?

Diet mountain dew, baby, New York City

Can we get it now low, down and gritty

Do you think we’ll be in love forever?

Do you think we’ll be in love?

Baby put on heart shaped sunglasses

Cause we gonna take a ride

I’m not gonna listen to what the past says

I’ve been waiting up all night

Take another drag turn me to ashes

Ready for another lie?

Says he’s gonna teach me just what fast is

Say it’s gonna be alright

Diet mountain dew, baby, New York City

Never was there ever a girl so pretty

Do you think we’ll be in love forever?

Do you think we’ll be in love?

Diet mountain dew, baby, New York City

Can we get it now low, down and gritty

Do you think we’ll be in love forever?

Do you think we’ll be in love?

Let’s take Jesus off the dashboard

Got enough on his mind

We both know just what we’re here for

Safe to do many times

Maybe I like this roller coaster

Maybe it keeps me high

Maybe the speed it brings me closer

I could sparkle up your eye

Diet mountain dew, baby, New York City

Never was there ever a girl so pretty

Do you think we’ll be in love forever?

Do you think we’ll be in love?

Diet mountain dew, baby, New York City

Can we get it now low, down and gritty

Do you think we’ll be in love forever?

Do you think we’ll be in love?

You’re no good for me

Baby you’re no good for me

You’re no good for me

But baby I want you, I want you

You’re no good for me

Baby you’re no good for me

You’re no good for me

But baby I want you, I want you, I want you

Diet mountain dew, baby, New York City

Never was there ever a girl so pretty

Do you think we’ll be in love forever?

Do you think we’ll be in love?

Diet mountain dew, baby, New York City

Can we get it now low, down and gritty

Do you think we’ll be in love forever?

Do you think we’ll be in love?

Diet mountain dew, baby, New York City

Never was there ever a girl so pretty

Do you think we’ll be in love forever?

Do you think we’ll be in love?

Baby stoppin’ at seven eleven

There in his white Pontiac heaven

Do you think we’ll be in love forever?

Do you think we’ll be in love?

Diet mountain dew, baby, New York City

Never was there ever a girl so pretty

Do you think we’ll be in love forever?

Do you think we’ll be in love?

Diet mountain dew, baby, New York City

Can we get it now low, down and gritty

Do you think we’ll be in love forever?

Do you think we’ll be in love?

You’re no good for me

Baby you’re no good for me

You’re no good for me

But baby I want you, I want

You’re no good for me

Baby you’re no good for me

You’re no good for me

But baby I want you, I want

You’re no good for me

Baby you’re no good for me

You’re no good for me

But baby I want you, I want

-lana del rey

OP, you need a new poem topic.
 
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