Write me a tall tale

[304NordMan]

I'm a really creative writer and good writer, but not with tall tales. I need it for a class, pronto. Any ideas? Thanks

 

[JordanButtfart]

Lets turn this into everyone write 5 words, or a sentence, then you publish the story..OK GO!

Once upon a time, when white people didn't suck dick at rapping....

 

[meth_man]

and i peed in your but....

 

[304NordMan]

... black bitches would flock from miles around to see the local white kids drop rhymes.

 

[KANGAROOJACK]

...but one day...

 

[mmmpoundcake]

they looked at the caledender, it was black friday, kool aid was on sale.

 

[Nurgle]

a african bard appeared...

 

[cow.]

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[SpaghettiWizard]

So they all went and drank kool aid until they got type 1 diabetes...

 

[Flacko]

and then they died the end.

 

[304NordMan]

Thanks guys! Solid stuff right there!

 

[Troy.]

And they stayed that way until one day a mad scientist raised them up from the dead to create... DIABETIC ZOMBIES

 

[Alexander_Keith]

Thread concluded. Good job everyone

 

[rareform]

i'll give you a short story i wrote for my english class that had to be