Wow so i just caught my dad looking at porn

[Balto]

my sister's BF and i come up from my downstairs after watching a movie to go run down to the shell station. i was walking over to my dad to tell him and he wasnt saying much, and i turn the corner and he has big breasted asian women porn up on the screen with a bottle of lotion next to the keyboard hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Big_Spence]

Thomas actually called me within minutes of this happening just to tell me. /claim

 

[AlexGaynor]

You should probably keep this as a wild card any time you need to swindle out of something.

 

[enick]

"hey dad, you need a hand?"

hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

thats gross

 

[8ONE657]

WHY DIDN'T I GET A PHONE CALL?!

 

[Balto]

i just called and u didnt answer

 

[Big_Spence]

Because I secretly fucked with your cell phone, making it unusable in the kitchen. ;-)

 

[BootySpunk.]

I didn't even getta text...WTF!

 

[eheath]

I look forward to this story in person.

 

[Balto]

well if you hook it up with a ride to stevens on saturday im sure i could tell said story

 

[Big_Spence]

Also you have to swing by Walla Walla.

 

[eheath]

only for a zj

 

[Balto]

no homo?

i could give like 10 for gas...

 

[eheath]

we'll see i dunno if im even going yet depends on how tomorrow is

 

[Elijah.]

PNW is shit right now guys.

Go to Baker anyway.

 

[eheath]

shits like over 3 hours from wenachee, fucck

 

[Balto]

more like 4 and half

 

[moot]

You should be proud of him.

 

[eheath]

and another reason you can tell im not from here.

 

[BC.]

this whole thread consisted of a conversation of 3 people.

 

[BC.]

Actually 3 with a interruption.
Mrstskier, Big Spence, eHeath, then Aimeee interrupted there and the conversation took the speed bump and kept rolling.

 

[Big_Spence]

Please refer to him as Mrs.Skier.

 

[Balto]

fuck you

its M.R.S.T.skier

 

[BC.]

Mrs. Skier.

 

[I_Am_Mod]

true, i caught my dad once as well...i even found his porno
you can definately wildcard it, everytime we have an argument i strategically mention the carboard box in the garage or i mention how dusty it is on top of the cupboards in our bathroom

 

[dubaiski]

that will get you out of anything

 

[njwa88]

hahahaha did he keep talking to you while watching?

 

[PAuL_Hellar]

haha thats so akward

 

[Blurst]

Ha blackmail, should have taken a picture.

 

[inactive]

so than you have a picture of your dad's dick. how the hell would you explain that?

 

[TZP]

did you catch a glimpse of his mean cock ?

 

[debrickshaw]

at least your dad has a sex drive

im pretty sure my dad forgot sex even existed 10 years ago

 

[rYb]

good for him.

 

[LMPJibbin]

no....thats fucked up

 

[Hansel.]

well screw you guys(cough TOM cough), i never got this phone call and im not skiing.

 

[WSMFP]

THIS

 

[B-runge]

thomas = mrs. skier

 

[BdoubleU]

ahhhh I'd be scarred forever

 

[THATS_STREET]

at least it was not tranny porn

 

[207]

hahaha.

that's so epic once I was using my dads computer and accidentally clicked on the music folder and saw videos of some chick giving some guy head. I now have it against him just in case he has something against me.

 

[ScuffDUFF]

asain porn??? i would go with the white chicks if it was me.

 

[factory81]

 

[double_D]

can i have your number ?

 

[Jelo]

Well I dont prefer Asian big breasted porn, but this thread was epic

 

[Pmoore]

damn you! you made me burn my grilled cheese cause i was reading this funny thread

 

[uni-corn]

What the FUCK Thomas, why did I not get a phone call or text? Its not like I am doing anything but painting Marines.

Fuck you.

 

[8ONE657]

i was going to red button you because you failed to call me earlier but i decided to just let it ring..i was enjoying my ringtone.

but sheeeesh that's awkward.

 

[8ONE657]

bwahahahahahaha i could've guessed that.

 

[Big_Spence]

Victor pwns n00bs at wh4000.

 

[uni-corn]

Thanks Spencer!

You play?

 

[Big_Spence]

Haha fuck no. A couple of my friends used to play though, so I would go over to their houses and paint marines different colors to piss them off.