Wow, i think i may be officially an alcoholic

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Sokiem

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I was talking to my cousin about going to a party. Anyways, i called him around 9:30 and i was said, "when are you going to that party?" He says, "I arrived about 20 minutes ago. "I said, "oh that's cool, want to come and pick me up?" He responded, "oh sorry, i thought you were going to get back to me earlier, i already started drinking." At this point, i immediatly thought "wth, not driving?" :|

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'this isn't a beer belly...

it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
 
yes, that made sense.

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later."

R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
 
i totally agree^

This is stupid... he's now the army's greatest asset. Why would they assign him to Antarctica? WE'RE NOT FIGHTING PENGUINS HERE, PEOPLE. They should have him skiing lines in the dunes, picking off terrorists with his homing poles as they gape at his massize switch 9 over Abdul's Gap. - JDMay on T$

 
umm are you sure your not just incompetent, cause obviously you have much trouble putting words together to form your thoughts.

- getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery---

*CCR*
 
good for you, you fucking attention whore. I mean like what the fuck where you expecting to get out of this thread? ppl saying "oh your so cool cuz you drink" dumb shit ur probably 13.

--------------------I Heart Skateboarding--------------------
 
youre not an alcoholic faggot, when i have alcoholism, i cant go a day or 2 with alcohol, this usually in the summer becuase when i drink alot during school i am completely out of it, but when i dont drink my hands shake and blood sugar level is all fucked and my heart races, it sucks, smoke herb more than drink alcohol and life will be nice

 
C:\Documents and Settings\Darcy\My Documents\My Pictures\I can catch lightning in a bottle....jpg

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
img src=C:\Documents and Settings\Darcy\My Documents\My Pictures\I can catch lightning in a bottle....jpg

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
imgsrc=C:\Documents and Settings\Darcy\My Documents\My Pictures\I can catch lightning in a bottle....jpg

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
fuck it im going to sleep i totally forgot how to post pictures

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
< img src=C:\Documents and Settings\Darcy\My Documents\My Pictures\I can catch lightning in a bottle....jpg>

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1. Cover your stump before you hump.

2. Before you attack her, wrap your attacker.

3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.

4. When in doubt, shroud your spout.

5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.

6. You ca
 
DA FUCk

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1. Cover your stump before you hump.

2. Before you attack her, wrap your attacker.

3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.

4. When in doubt, shroud your spout.

5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.

6. You ca
 
for one, you're using the old code, for 2, you're trying to psot a pciture off your hard drive, which you can't od, it has to be a web address

Fuck you signature
 
oh wow, i just realized he tried to put it up from his computer, haha, shi....

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1. Cover your stump before you hump.

2. Before you attack her, wrap your attacker.

3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.

4. When in doubt, shroud your spout.

5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.

6. You ca
 
idiots....

Fuck you signature
 
and you cant insert something from your computer, it's gotta be on the web...

...why are the signatures still broken ??
 
maybe hes just drunk? the thread title speaks for itself

[Once, I] got a bj in the back of my dads truck on a road trip while both parents were up front-Norred
 
dont worry, for 4 years of your life its called college. After that its alcoholism.

Also, your a drunk, not an alcoholic. Alcoholics go to meetings.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
----------->Capital.City.Rider.
--->Phunkin.Phatt.Phreerider.

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish
 
^exactly, if you were really an alcoholic, you would:

A. Not be here on NS, you would be off drinking somewhere

B. You wouldnt be admitting it

-Anthony
 
i have a shirt i bought in new orleans that says that im a drunk alcoholics go to meetings..

soo great

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"

"you think you can do this to me? You mothafuckers will be playing basketball in pelican bay, when i get finished with you. Shoe program nigga, 23 hour lockdown. Im the man up in this piece
 
i will just never try to post images again... but yea the image i was trying to post had a picture of a guy with lightning in bottles and it says i can catch lightning in a bottle but i still cant figure out wtf you just said...

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
He meant that his cousin said he was drinking so he couldn't come get him and the guy was wondering why he wouldn't drive drunk. I think.

SkeeOrDie: I don't hate boarders, I hate fuckers, and 8-year olds that call everyone nigger face.
 
you just have to load it to NS first, try to post it again, fail, and have someone else take pitty on you and post it for you. I know i would post it for you.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
----------->Capital.City.Rider.
--->Phunkin.Phatt.Phreerider.

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish
 
just look on ebaumsworld haha thats where i got it from...

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
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