Would you smash Lisa Zimmerman if she shit on your floor

[hoodcrew]

Title says it all, hypothetically if Lisa Z shit on your floor would you still be down to smash?

 

[270on420out]

Duh

 

[littlecat]

Did this hypothetically happen to Scrappy?

 

[Peteza_Rollz]

I'd prolly eat it if it came from that ass

 

[DayMan]

She could mail me a piece of her shit and I'd still get a boner

 

[TRVP_ANGEL]

story time hoodcrew?

 

[WoFIowz]

Is there something you're not telling us?

 

[BigPurpleSkiSuit]

I love my girlfriend, so nah

 

[schommi97]

I’d rather have shit not involved but she sure looks like something i could take a couple hits off of

 

[danbrown]

lol mudpile meekus

 

[SofaKingSick]

Checked the date of the thread when I read "smash"

 

[K-Dot.]

I'd be pretty upset that it was on my floor and not my chest

 

[coolflash8]

Duh

 

[chase.]

Love hot steamers eat that shit for breakfast!

 

[JWillySkeez]

Best thread on NS in a while. Also yes .

 

[corona]

I'd be pretty upset that it was on my floor and not my chest

my sides

 

[Chubz.]

bruh she could shit on me and i'd still smash

 

[JWillySkeez]

bruh she could shit on me and i'd still smash

This

 

[chacha33]

I'd crawl through three miles of shattered glass just to sniff a chair she sat on in third grade fuq u mean

 

[GrandThings]

Hoodcrew will deliver with story

 

[GrandThings]

(Oh and yes, of course I would)

 

[STwoops]

Lisa and Meeks

 

[PUFFY]

 

[SkiTheYeast]

Who wouldn't? hypothetically of course

 

[BigPurpleSkiSuit]

I'd be pissed if she shit on my floor, but I'd still hate fuck the shit outta her. At least what's left of it...

*Badum tssssssss*

 

[weedoo]

Shes probably reading this thread

 

[Titus69]

Does she wipe afterwards?

Either way, probably.

 

[percs]

Forster u did not

 

[Puzzled]

toasting in epic bread

 

[skierman]

If by "shit on your floor" you mean, "shitting on hoodcrew for completely changing their style to imitate the Bunch" then yes, I would.

 

[Session]

If by "shit on your floor" you mean, "shitting on hoodcrew for completely changing their style to imitate the Bunch" then yes, I would.

God that was such a pathetic reach to just barely fucking deliver your punchline. 2/10 goon. You can do better.

 

[NSwidow]

I'd be pissed if she shit on my floor, but I'd still hate fuck the shit outta her. At least what's left of it...

How the fuck is this reply still here? Some fucking nobody talking about "hate fucking" a pro female skier. No wonder theres hardly any women on this site. You're scum mate.

 

[JTTrembles]

How the fuck is this reply still here? Some fucking nobody talking about "hate fucking" a pro female skier. No wonder theres hardly any women on this site. You're scum mate.

I mean I'd hate her guts if she shit on my floor but I'd still be down

 

[skierman]

God that was such a pathetic reach to just barely fucking deliver your punchline. 2/10 goon. You can do better.

I probably could if I cared to think longer than 10 seconds before making a post.

 

[dylanthreesix]

Not without consent.

 

[Jesse_]

I probably could if I cared to think longer than 10 seconds before making a post.

This is legit the lamest excuse for a bad roast I've ever read. You clearly care and it's obvious given how much effort you put into trying to roast people on the site...including me haha. Come back when ya got some better material, I believe in you. You could've pointed out how wabs can't even cork and is being showed up by a playboy bunny or something idfk. But come on man, the potential for a great piece was there and you blew it.

Also Lisa Zimmerman could burn my house down and I'd still smash.

**This post was edited on Feb 8th 2018 at 11:15:21pm

 

[jib_roni]

Does she wipe afterwards?

Either way, probably.

Wipe that with a savage tongue punch to the shit sleeve.

 

[aldicigg]

How the fuck is this reply still here? Some fucking nobody talking about "hate fucking" a pro female skier. No wonder theres hardly any women on this site. You're scum mate.

It's an honest answer to the op's question, what did you expect opening this thread? Are you seriously suggesting some sort of censorship?

 

[ChrisHarper]

NS is so fucking lame sometimes

 

[seanahue.]

Absolutely, unequivocally, yes.

 

[clorox]

Does a bear shit in the woods?

 

[skierman]

This is legit the lamest excuse for a bad roast I've ever read. You clearly care and it's obvious given how much effort you put into trying to roast people on the site...including me haha.

I'm sorry but shitheads like you are not that important in my life anymore. I'm too busy being awesome and not having a fake ass style to come up with "roasts".

 

[1776]

imagine Gus and Lisa smashing

 

[steezy.stew]

How the fuck is this reply still here? Some fucking nobody talking about "hate fucking" a pro female skier. No wonder theres hardly any women on this site. You're scum mate.

I’m seriously confused as to what you are butt hurt about... please elaborate

 

[coolflash8]

How the fuck is this reply still here? Some fucking nobody talking about "hate fucking" a pro female skier. No wonder theres hardly any women on this site. You're scum mate.

 

[Jesse_]

I'm sorry but shitheads like you are not that important in my life anymore. I'm too busy being awesome and not having a fake ass style to come up with "roasts".

Fake Skierman has fallen off confirmed. Being Canadian, I accept your apology though and congratulate you for ending yourself.

 

[Mingg]

Last night my boyfriend name dropped Lisa in the middle of doing the dirty.

Much depress. ):

 

[FIRAT]

81 dislikes, woah...

I love my girlfriend, so nah

 

[ohbaby]

I'd eat the corn and the fucking CAN out of her asshole. i'm good like that

 

[HAIRYNGROSS23]

why would she shit on the floor when she has my mouth

 

[jib_roni]

Last night my boyfriend name dropped Lisa in the middle of doing the dirty.

Much depress. ):

To clear things up. I didn’t say oh Lisa or anything like that. I asked for her to shit on the floor and she said no. I then responded with “Lisa would do it.” Needless to say my night got cut short.