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Rules, just quote the question your responding and then ask your own.

I'll start

Wear a clown costume when skiing or ski with a perminent erection.
 
Clown costume

This one has two parts

Think of someone you find attractive

Would you rather watch your mom have sex with that person or watch your dad have sex with that person?
 
topic:Mr.Salty said:
Rules, just quote the question your responding and then ask your own.

I'll start

Wear a clown costume when skiing or ski with a perminent erection.
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Ski with a permanent erection, then I could bang some chick while skiing upload it to xvideos and fresh_prince can add the link to a thread

WYR

Fuck a cactus

Fuck Devin Logan
 
13357983:Aidan-G said:
Clown costume

This one has two parts

Think of someone you find attractive

Would you rather watch your mom have sex with that person or watch your dad have sex with that person?
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13357984:dingus said:
Ski with a permanent erection, then I could bang some chick while skiing upload it to xvideos and fresh_prince can add the link to a thread

WYR

Fuck a cactus

Fuck Devin Logan
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The mom one.

Devin Logan.

Bring Adolf Hitler back from the dead or kill Thomas Edison as a baby.
 
13357989:CaptainObvious. said:
The mom one.

Devin Logan.

Bring Adolf Hitler back from the dead or kill Thomas Edison as a baby.
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I would bring back hitler just so I could kill him again

would you rather be shot in the dick, or shot in the balls?
 
13358008:.Fry said:
I would bring back hitler just so I could kill him again

would you rather be shot in the dick, or shot in the balls?
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dick. my penis is so pathetically small they'd probably miss.

would you rather have to poop your pants every time you need to poop or pee your pants every time you need to pee
 
13358013:VinnieF said:
dick. my penis is so pathetically small they'd probably miss.

would you rather have to poop your pants every time you need to poop or pee your pants every time you need to pee
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pee my pants

would you rather eat a mans beard or drink your own urine
 
13358027:stinky_pete said:
DVD, better quality

would you rather have a worm in your apple or be the worm in someone else's apple?
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Does anyone really care that much either way?

Would you rather live the rest of your life working a shitty office job or only be allowed on the mountain as a snowboarder
 
13358026:ANUSTART said:
pee my pants

would you rather eat a mans beard or drink your own urine
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I would point out that a friend of mine once drank his own urine at a party in hopes that women would stop talking to him if his breath smelled like urine and/or they realized what he was doing.

Given that he's a NS member, I do hope he can account for this. What up Ryco.
 
13358133:Bobby_P said:
Would you rather let kim k take a hot steaming shit on your face or rick ross take the hot steaming shit.
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Kim k doesn't poop dumbass.

Would you rather smoke 2 grams of keep every day or drink a fifth every day
 
Would you rather have sex with honey boo boo

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or have sex with scarlett johansson, but she's slathered in poop

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13358156:Kreech said:
Would you rather have sex with honey boo boo

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or have sex with scarlett johansson, but she's slathered in poop

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Scarlet. Just give me a condom intended for use in chemical environment and a nose plug.
 
Would you rather have the super powers of invisibility and time travel, or the ability to shape shift into any animal at will?
 
13358162:theVan said:
Would you rather have the super powers of invisibility and time travel, or the ability to shape shift into any animal at will?
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Animal definitely. Time travel and invisibility just sounds like trouble.

Surprised the obvious question hasn't come up yet: would you rather give up skiing or sex indefinitely?
 
13358052:theabortionator said:
Does anyone really care that much either way?

Would you rather live the rest of your life working a shitty office job or only be allowed on the mountain as a snowboarder
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Learn how to snowboard, ride powder.
 
13358176:ben_southworth said:
Animal definitely. Time travel and invisibility just sounds like trouble.

Surprised the obvious question hasn't come up yet: would you rather give up skiing or sex indefinitely?
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give up sex. still ways to pleasure yourself lol
 
13358176:ben_southworth said:
Animal definitely. Time travel and invisibility just sounds like trouble.

Surprised the obvious question hasn't come up yet: would you rather give up skiing or sex indefinitely?
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Skiing, I would switch to snowboarding.

Would you rather fuck a goat and no one know about it or not fuck a goat but everyone thinks you did?
 
13357984:dingus said:
Ski with a permanent erection, then I could bang some chick while skiing upload it to xvideos and fresh_prince can add the link to a thread

WYR

Fuck a cactus

Fuck Devin Logan
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I'd fuck Devin Logan with a cactus.

Would you rather not be able to ski and start skatebiarding, or not use skis over 130cm.
 
13358515:glefloch said:
Skiing, I would switch to snowboarding.

Would you rather fuck a goat and no one know about it or not fuck a goat but everyone thinks you did?
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Do it and have no one know. Imagine the nicknames if people thought you did.

Would you rather have your skis taken away and have to snowboard for the rest of your life or bang the ugliest teacher/co-worker in your school/workplace?
 
13358534:nate1097 said:
Do it and have no one know. Imagine the nicknames if people thought you did.

Would you rather have your skis taken away and have to snowboard for the rest of your life or bang the ugliest teacher/co-worker in your school/workplace?
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bang the ugliest teacher. i'd just close my eyes and pretend its someone hot

would you rather have your balls chopped off with a rusty machete of have them smashed on a table with a sludge hammer?
 
13358555:Holzsteezy* said:
bang the ugliest teacher. i'd just close my eyes and pretend its someone hot

would you rather have your balls chopped off with a rusty machete of have them smashed on a table with a sludge hammer?
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The rusty machete sounds much more pleasant.

Would you rather fuck a man that has a vagina or get fucked by a woman with a penis?
 
13358555:Holzsteezy* said:
bang the ugliest teacher. i'd just close my eyes and pretend its someone hot

would you rather have your balls chopped off with a rusty machete of have them smashed on a table with a sludge hammer?
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Chopped off.

Would you rather be underpaid or over-rated.
 
13358515:glefloch said:
Would you rather fuck a goat and no one know about it or not fuck a goat but everyone thinks you did?
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Ill try anything once

Would you rather have sex with a porcupine or tear your ACL?
 
13359066:Dragonslayer101 said:
Ill try anything once

Would you rather have sex with a porcupine or tear your ACL?
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Sex with a porcupine. Duh.

If you were a man in prison, would you rather take it in the ass and receive a bj, or give it in the ass and have to give a bj.
 
13359090:loganschnur said:
Sex with a porcupine. Duh.

If you were a man in prison, would you rather take it in the ass and receive a bj, or give it in the ass and have to give a bj.
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take it in the ass and receive a bj.

Would you rather have a nipple sized dick or dick sized nipples.
 
13359143:jellomellow said:
take it in the ass and receive a bj.

Would you rather have a nipple sized dick or dick sized nipples.
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dick sized nipples. you could scare the shit out of people at the beach.

would you rather burn to death, or eat your feet/
 
nipple sized dick

would you rather Pee yourself in public OR shit yourself in private, but have to wait three hours to clean it up?
 
13359143:jellomellow said:
take it in the ass and receive a bj.

Would you rather have a nipple sized dick or dick sized nipples.
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dick sized nipples

would you rather shit a melon or piss a grape...
 
13359150:PowPirate said:
dick sized nipples

would you rather shit a melon or piss a grape...
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piss a grape.

would you rather accidentally send a sext to your mom or to your boss?
 
13359192:Lus146 said:
piss a grape.

would you rather accidentally send a sext to your mom or to your boss?
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Definitely to my mother. She's more likely to still love me afterwards.

Would you rather live in Antarctica or live in the desert.
 
13359202:AT-AT said:
Definitely to my mother. She's more likely to still love me afterwards.

Would you rather live in Antarctica or live in the desert.
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Antarctica. I hate sand.

Would you rather sleep with your dad once or kill your mother?
 
13359303:loganschnur said:
Antarctica. I hate sand.

Would you rather sleep with your dad once or kill your mother?
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probably kill my mom

would you rather have it rain pretzels or transplant your own liver to a martoan
 
13357983:Aidan-G said:
Clown costume

This one has two parts

Think of someone you find attractive

Would you rather watch your mom have sex with that person or watch your dad have sex with that person?
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Mom, because if my dad did it would trigger primal instincts to challenge him to the death over who gets to mate with her.

Would you rather have a micropenis, or a foreskin soo large even when erect its too flopy to put in.
 
13359936:Mr.Salty said:
Mom, because if my dad did it would trigger primal instincts to challenge him to the death over who gets to mate with her.

Would you rather have a micropenis, or a foreskin soo large even when erect its too flopy to put in.
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Microphalis. At least then I would be able to mash it into her vag. It may not penetrate but i could work around that
 
13359954:ChiefKeith said:
Would you rather have HIV and live for 20 years or cancer and live for 10 years?
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Cancer. Way more sympathy, and you can still mash hoes.

WYR, immediately after the filming, give one of the girls from two girls one cup a rim job or make out with her?
 
13359985:Bamjam said:
Cancer. Way more sympathy, and you can still mash hoes.

WYR, immediately after the filming, give one of the girls from two girls one cup a rim job or make out with her?
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make out with her, although I assume it would taste the same as a rimjob.

would you rather always be about halfway hungry no matter how much you ate, or have to throw up after every thing you ate
 
13357983:Aidan-G said:
Clown costume

This one has two parts

Think of someone you find attractive

Would you rather watch your mom have sex with that person or watch your dad have sex with that person?
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Oooo... damn I'd have to say Mother.

But I have a similar one.

WYR have your best friend go down on your mother?

Or...

WYR have your father go down on your girlfriend/wife?
 
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