Would you rather..

[Stamkos1992]

funny "would you rather" questions..go..

 

[seward]

nope

 

[Brenone]

You first

 

[Baloo]

would you rather suck the puss from a hobos genital warts, or have that same hobo have butt secks with you (no lube).

 

[.Blake.]

ejaculate every time you sneeze

fart every time you shake someones hand

 

[RockyMountnHigh]

nooooo uuuuuuuuu

 

[seward]

lolllll, thats a good one.

 

[no_steeze]

definitely fart every time i shook someone's hand

would you rather slide down a razor blade into a pool of rubbing alcohol or eat a live baby's arm?

 

[Stamkos1992]

be a tiny dragon or an 80ft hamster?

 

[disastertourism]

80ft hamster hands down.

lick an old persons arse 3 times a week or have no bowell control for the rest of your life?

 

[Dyar]

That is just plain fucked up.

 

[.Blake.]

a) live babys arm, probably tender and throw some franks on it and it's basically a gourmet meal

b) tiny dragon because an 80ft hamptser would be killed in 5 seconds by someone and then posted online. tiny dragons can hide and fly away

 

[pimpcat]

Tiny dragon cause they can fly and breath fire and shoot laser from their eyes.

 

[Creator]

would you rather go to jail for life or get death penalty

 

[steezeknees]

I would rather have the hobo buttfuck me,fart when i shake hands,slide down the razor blade into the pool,be a tiny dragon, and go to prison for life.

 

[.Tom.]

Heli ski in Alaska for a weekend or snow-mobile Whistler for a week.

 

[.Blake.]

heli ski for a weekend in alaska

 

[Toasty.]

snow-mobile from whistler to alaska and ski

I win

 

[Moosen]

herp de derp! Heli ski

 

[BootySpunk.]

Would you rather:

Have sex with a supermodel's body that had your mom's brain

or

Have sex with your mom's body that had a supermodel's brain?

 

[BootySpunk.]

Also this: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/l03nw/reddit_whats_your_best_would_you_rather_question/

 

[yuck]

would you rather have no knees, just one long straight bone in your leg, or have massive plastic hands like a lego person's.

 

[steezeknees]

Plastic hand! i would love to be a lego nigga