Would you rather....

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be a rock star or pro skier?

just a thought...

-dan

www.rightsideproductions.com

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Porn star

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:

'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

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Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch

 
haha, way to go with door #3.

i'd rather be a rock star. i'd make more money, therefore being able to afford to go skiing more often. and i might even make enough money to pick up a pair of oakley osama pros on the black market.

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- Ian

That's Mr. Bangor to you!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

 
rockstar. do alot of drugs, sellout, then slowly fade away. leaving me with millions to spend on bribing my way to become a pro skier

 
pro skier

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

when I saw the subject'air sex' I thought it would have involved a vacumm. - Phrosty

I like horseriding, and I'm straight. And if anyone has any smartass comment about my sexuality then shut up!! -PhattTim

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
 
after reading Axis and seeing the one reply about snowboard and skiing contracts, i was just wondering if people would want to make music and get millions, or ski and make a couple hundred thousand...

i think i'd be a skier, i think i'd like the lifestyle better, although having the income from being a rockstar could help me buy my own mountain...

-dan

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pro skiers dont make that much, sure tanner makes a good cut, be he is one of a kind. how many pro skiers actually make that much??? not many

if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

ns army, whatever is right below the general

I go either way-elasmoskichick

 
but he gets most of his money from his huge sponsorship contract with oakley.

-Logan

'Get pissed. DESTROY'-Seth

'You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome'-Seth

'It's Totally Doable!'-Shane McConkey

'Oh shit. Did i sound like a dork when i was crashing?'-Shane McConkey
 
ski and do nothing, just have ppl pay for me to live and ski, no strings attached.

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--KAW RAW--

--DEFY SKEEZ--

Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
seth morrison is the highest paid skiier, and they mentioned in either freeze magazine or freeskier magazine last year that he is making a lot more ever since he signed with oakley.

well would ya look at that. a big mountain skier is the highest paid over all the park rats out there.

Me: So you like the big powder hits?

Cam Miller: Only when I am snorting them.
 
big mountain pro skier

Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
 
i would take both, plus pornstar on the side

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'

Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242

 
good question... i play guitar and i ski and both are wicked fun and are awesome so its a tough choice

Anti-Flag

-Whats so fucking wrong, and whats so anti-establishment about the idea of peace? Why is wanting to know the truth so anti establishment?

These aren't anti-establishment ideas, these are Pro fucking peace ideas-
 
pro skier

maxcox9 - Then we all went to his house, and when everyone had passed out and me and the older dude were still boozing away, he came to sit on my lap and troking my hair and shit.I was like what the fuck are you doing, we're not playing that anymore, and he tried to fucking kiss me! That was scary as fuck.

221 - just close your eyes and pretend its Britney Spears with a strap-on.

 
Rockstar for a year, the have the bling to ski forever.....

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
PRO SKIER!! rock stars die young from drugs and shit, skiers die young from dropping 300 foot cliffs and landing on jagged rocks, now that's a party! hehe

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-ski for life- Just say fuck it and huck it! ~pain is weakness leaving the body~

Newschoolers.com, often imitated, never duplicated.-GhostDragon

Mideast4Frnt: they always get the last laugh, like ''haha you killed me but now you smell like metalic dog urine!'' (re:potato bugs)

 
Rockstar. Hands down.

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skier!!!!! do you knwo how amazing the atomosphere of that life woudl be, you get to go to all the events and film all day and just like ski and film and go on siing roadtrips with filmers and shit and have sessions all nitghwith other pro skiers, that is the perfect life!

-Michael Lifshitz-
 
i think i would want to like in a shack in a ski town barely making ends meet and ski my entire life and hit up the competiton circut in my piece of shit pickup/appartment

 
rock star...millions of dollars, millions of woman...skiing isn't worth that to me

Micheal Earl Willard
 
Hey

Cobble_hill, I am already there.. and it rules.

Only problem right now is injury is keeping me off the boards.. but otherwise I am living the Highlife.

(in my ghetto pickup truck/house)

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Defy Skeez(tm) Team Rider and all around Jackass
 
i think id have to say skiing, since i know that i love doing it and for all i know i could hate being a rockstar, and then there would be concerts and all kindas of comitment that would take away from my ski time.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

'When trying switch backflips, make sure tio flip ALL THE WAY around' -Skibum_
 
rockstar.......that way i could show the general public how cooler skiing is than snowboarding... and then still ski when im not doing rockstar shit

handicaped skiing

is so hot right now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)

 
pro skier, make some money, mostly get really known, start up a skiing company, and get rich off that

i cant describe the vibe i get when i drive by 6 people and 5 i hit
 
chances are, that becoming a professional skier, you wont become REALLY known. i mean, look at pro snowboarding, if you were to ask the average person who Shawn White was, chances are, they wouldnt have a clue. furthermore, even if you were to become succesful with creating a ski company, the odds are very slim that you'll get rich off of that, unless you somehow had a monopoly on selling skis, which is just a ridiculous concept.

 
id be a rockstar till i met cory felpman hten id go pro skier

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x

'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
 
Pro big mtn skier, like seth

-Logan

'Get pissed. DESTROY'-Seth

'You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome'-Seth

'Oh shit. Did i sound like a dork when i was crashing?'-Shane McConkey

'everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey' -ATLANTASKI
 
slipknot has the right idea, being a pornstar would be the greatest job ever,

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
being a rockstar takes no skill. if i were good enough to be a pro skiier, i'd choose that over rockstarrin nine days a week

''Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.''

P. J. O'Rourke
 
so if you can play guitar like no other and can sing like a mofo, you have no talent?? yeah sure

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
I'd be a pornstar who rocks, and does skiing on the side

Me: So you like the big powder hits?

Cam Miller: Only when I am snorting them.
 
half the rockstars out there neither play nor write their own music

''Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.''

P. J. O'Rourke
 
i think it's popstars who dont write their own music

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
 
yah, pretty much popstars dont write their own music. whats part of being a rockstar is having talent, playing music, writing, and singing. popstars can go die

 
i got this ad out of the newspaper to call to become a porn star. Its gonna be dope.

“This sort of behavior is left to the psychotic, dogmatic, fundamentalist believers you see on your TV everyday letting off bombs and killing people in the name of God. Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing...'Maynard James Keenan
 
pro skier for sure.

wow good observation! You are officaily the new ns genious. You can pick up your award after I shove it up your ass. - Phrosty

 
jizack, you gonna call that number??

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
pro skier...i bet the pro ski lifestyle and business is far more chill and relaxed than the tense and demanding music profession...being a rockstar would be rad but it just doesn't seem for me, too much business......i definitely feel the ski pro as long as you can and then start a company in the process...regardless of how much money it hauls in, that would be one rad project...

 
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