Cup full of horseflies. It doesnt specify a required duration, where as ticks in the ass would last a long time.
Little Peter. Much easier to have an excuse for that than Premature Jack.
Cab seat. Quick and painless, the denture water is a process.
See everyone else's. My only issue with this one is it doesnt specify why i cant tell anyone. Is it a physical inability or I die if i say something. Quite the dilemma.
Intimacy. I could give a shit about hanging out with shyla stylez, I just wanna fuck her.