would this make you hurl???

girl_jibBer

girl_jibBer

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So I just set the glass of milk down that I was drinking. Coincidently, I set it beside an old glass of milk with some left in the bottom. Well, this old glass has been there for a few days and low and behold I got them mixed up. Grabbed the old glass without looking and took a swig. This will haunt me forever and I may never be able to drink milk again.

The troll stole my Santa!
 
nope, id probly just spit the old milk out, unless i got a chunk, then id gag

*Proud member of the HoBum Posse
 
Milk is awesome.

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-Dan

'I'm obviously not sober enough to drive trees!'

'Umm... we are the the largest online community shit.'
 
what, u kept it down? You must have a stomach of steel!

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once i mixed old milk with nesquick milk (cause that stuff is really thick) and it tasted kinda like strawberry milk, but it was a little disgusting but i drank the whole thing, then the next morning i poured my cereal and it tasted the same but 10x worse, and i had to go spit up in the sink

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haha, gross, I like milk, probably drink about a litre or so of it every day, yum yum

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one time i mistook the glass of spit/lugies for my cup of water needless to say it was the disgustuing

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Hippies smell

Baseball is GAY

Team KanIbaLL
 
I drank maple syrup, orange juice, and old milk for $20 at aparty onetime

'Don't like hesh - Don't like rap - kicked ol' sally cos she fat - I'm a jerk I'm a punk took a shower cos I stunk - smoked a bong killed a cat - had my nuts attacked by rats dad got nude - I wore a thong - for a hobby I make bombs' Tom DeLounge

 
somebody shoved a lot of dog shit into my mouth when i wasnt looking once... it tasted like shit

-Grant

Chicken Wang?
 
what are you doing with a glass of spit

-Chris

'you ski? oh wow no one skis anymore.'- my cousin's friend
 
i was pretty close to shitting in my friends mouth one time when he passed out at a party, but then his girlfriend intervened

*Proud member of the HoBum Posse
 
two stories......at this party everyone threw in like 20 bucks for this guy to eat a bowl of shit ( it added up to like 250 dollars ) so the guy ate it and threw it up, they said since he threw it up he wouldn't get the money so he ate the throw up.

ANother one is a was sittin on my couch and eating a bag of peanut M&M's and there was a bag of paintballs next to them...not realizing m6y action i threw a handfull of paintballs in my mouth and chomped down.....( mmh mmh fish oil and soap water)

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it wasn't my cup i was at a friends house and i guess he had been saving all of his spit in a cup because it was almost full

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Hippies smell

Baseball is GAY

Team KanIbaLL
 
shit & vomit? that's the sickest thing i've ever heard

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Hippies smell

Baseball is GAY

Team KanIbaLL
 
one time i drank 4 litres of milk in an hour and barfed prolly like 5 litres up

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'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.
 
it is impossible to drink more than a gallon of milk within an hour without or so they say. your body can't take that much lactose.

did you video tape yourself when you were throwing up? i bet it was pretty funny. i've had a couple of friends try it and they have failed miserably

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one time i was at a party and i was with this chick upstairs and we were getting ready to get jiggy. anyways i grabbed a cup, which i thought had beer in and and began to drink. unfortunately it was a cup of man chowder that my buddy who was previously in the room had filled up when he was with his girl. because of the incident i think my buddy and i are closer.

 
dude thatz so from American Pie 1

Parents: So, what did u learn in school today?

Me: I learned how to make joints.

Parents: Oh...

(Ten Minutes Later)

Me: In Tech

Parents: **Still worried**
 
oh you poor girl

there is few things worse then reaching for a drink and grabbing the wrong one...it's too surprising. especially if it's rotten milk.

emily bennetT

'I don't believe in the Beatles, I just believe in me. I quote John Lennon. He was the walrus. I could be the walrus, but I'd still have to bum rides off people.'

- Ferris Beuller

 
i have never dranken sour milk... i don't imagine it would taste good though.

i almost ate some expired sour cream today... i wonder how bad that would have tasted.

Darryl Hunt

come back pikachu
 
in second grade i was eating some grass, then i spewed some of it back up, and i blamed it on 1 day old expired milk... there was one day that i was at a friends house and i thought he gave me lemonade(i think) but it was pure bacon fat, and other fat, so nasty

-Grant

Chicken Wang?

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
we tricked my wasted friend into thinking that the bong was a beer and he sculled the whole thing because he was so wasted. funny thiong is that probably about 10 grams of bud had passed through that bong water (well not water, it was vodka mixed with orange soda) so he ended up sculling a bong full of billy vodka

What?
 
i've seen people drink the butt cup (cigarette butts filling a cup w/ a little beer or soda) and they always puke after that.

 
damn hippies, drinking their fancy liquid milk and complaining about it. milk is not realy milk untill it is gellatine like. and shit in barf would have to be one of the most disgusting things possible.

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someone find the messanger, and don't forget to shoot.
 
you werido's i drink 8 day old hot milk all the time it tastes great !

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nope, but room temp milk does suck

-If people don't want 'Posers' in their sport they should quit skiing and take up knitting. I highly doubt that anyone 'Poses' as a knitter. -Jibtech

 
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