Worst Wipeouts you guys have had.

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Just wondering the worst you guys have ever eaten it. My worst was earlier today. I was doing a 27 onto a box and somehow managed to catch my left ski on the edge. It popped off and I went flying probably a good 7 feet airing over the box and landing on my shoulder which now is really sore. Luckily no cuts or anything but I'm sure I'll have a wicked bruise. So how about you guys?
 
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Sliding out backwards off an up-box that was positioned on top of a lift shack to my face on ice. It was the first up-box I had encountered so that's not surprising.

Trying to straight slide a box that was positioned on top of a bulldozer, stuck and landed on my face/stomach.

Overshooting a jump with a front flip and landing on my face/stomach which resulted in internal bleeding.

Doing a "tuck run" racing my buddy who grew up as a ski racer, hit a 1 ft. pile of snow at a speed that resulted in rag-dolling down a 1000 ft. long sustained pitch... I think it was at Ragged but can't remember much from that.

Trying my first front flip on a 30 ft. icy jump, landing to my back which resulted in no use of my legs for about 20-30 mins. and lost all balance for a couple of days.
 
Just wondering the worst you guys have ever eaten it. My worst was earlier today. I was doing a 27 onto a searchbar and somehow managed to catch my left ski on the edge. It popped off and I went flying probably a good 7 feet airing over the searchbar and landing on my shoulder which now is really sore. Luckily no cuts or anything but I'm sure I'll have a wicked bruise. So how about you guys?
 
I tried a nose butter one across a table top, and I turned the wrong way and died. It felt like my rectum collapsed on me.
 
Similar experience. Tried a backflip off a roller coaster box and went only half rotation leaving me paralyzed neck down for a solid 5 minutes but felt way longer than that. Got feeling in everything again and did my high school gs run.
 
I went of a little kicker on the side of a trail my tips caught it somehow and I landed on my head, blacked out and broke my arm. I still finished skiing the run not knowing my arm was broken. It was going to be my last run of the day too.
 
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I tried my first 7 and i didnt throw it hard enough so i went to 5 and tried to keep going. Needless to say i landed 630 and broke my ski my helmet and my confidence.
 
nosebutter off jump -> edge catch -> broken back

seriously, don't butter jumps unless you know what you're doing
 
i went way too fast into a 30 foot jump, and missed the landing of the jump. I landed on the flat and broke the buckles right off my boots. I got first to aid and found out i had sprained both my ankles.
 
Last season hitting some urban with a friend. It was a double kink, and I was just at the middle flat. I lost my balance and fell on my nuts. I fell to the ground and passed out almost instantly, because of the pain.I woke up at the local hospital few hours later. Doctor said that no bones were broke, so He sent me back home. Few days later I felt a large pain at my crotch, so went to a another doctor. He took some X-rays and later he told me the news. My right testical had snapped of its place and blasted in to my body. It was found and doctors sew the testical back to it's place. No urban for me after that.

 
It was at night. No lighting in this area due to a jump blocking the nearest light. I wanted to hit this rail because it was one of my favorites and i got a little too much speed, ended up catching both edges when i landed in the middle of it and side flipped over the landing. That hurt pretty bad. Also one time when i was just fucking around on this really short flat bar i went to jump onto the side going really slow and caught both tips and destroyed my shoulder and the rail and in the landing and ended up landing back on my feet with no skis.

 
I raped myself with my binding in the anus.

Exploded when my binder broke on mid sleeper when it was hard pack.

No real serious injuries...but got good crashes
 
I guess the worst wipeouts are always the ones that end your season, or shorten it. Luckily for me, haven't had any serious injuries yet...

I was at the top of this super steep run (like a steep black, but fucking steeper) and i slid like a piece of shit on some ice, went down on my ass all the way down, while i couldn't see anything cos of the snow spraying in my face from my skis (was racing at the time, so they didn't pop off). A few seconds later i realised i was going straight to this big lip. Ended up flying over a few people and landing on a hard flat run below, on my ass. Couldn't sit for a few days.
 
>Rodeo 5

>overrotated to rodeo 630

>land @ gucci plateu

>torn acl to depression to 1 rehabilitation

>It wasN'T super effective!
 
>Going to tail tap this lollipop feature>can't decide to try it fast or try it slow

>didn't want to look like pussy

>went too fast

>got the tap tho

>cleared landing by 10 ft

>double eject

>broken collarbone
 
I've had three run ins with trees know, resulting in three concussions, but the weeks on either side of each of them are black, so I can't remember which one was the worst
 
Killed myself on that fucking wale tail at carinthia last year. I don't even know how but i lime unweighted or something. Almost took at a gaper.
 
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