Worst things to see getting off the chair lift

[garrettwiz]

Me and my buddy were on the chair and right after getting off there was a Big ol' Moose on the trail. It started coming right at us then ended up charging at another guy then running into the woods. Not the best thing to see after hitting a bowl on the chair (in4 cool story bro). ANyone else got any good stories?

 

[Aidan-G]

You should've befriended the moose, become telepathically connected to it, put on a cape and ride it around solving crimes. Get a TV series called Garret and The Moose

 

[Bateman]

you might have a blockbuster hit movie / tv show right there.... ill call an agent.

Baby, we're gonna be millionaires.

 

[Aidan-G]

It'll be the biggest thing to hit the screen since the girl who played Precious

 

[JesusChrist.]

OLAWD HAHAHHA

 

[Bateman]

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[TheHamburglar]

a moose bit my sister once

 

[Ski_Alot]

i fisted a moose once...

 

[BrewskiJr]

 

[Aidan-G]

Is that Gary Busey? His crazy teeth give me nightmares

 

[cubber]

yes and sex is on his mind...

but today i was teaching a group of 3 kids, 4-5 yr old, and as we got off the chair there was a HUUGE pileup of little kids laying everywhere... needful to say, we murdered them since 5 yr olds enjoy panicking (panicing? paniking? the F?)

 

[klayer_9]

Great clip from "Citizen Busey"

 

[peterries]

My grandpa hit a moose with his car

 

[skithesprings]

bears, definitely bears.

 

[Janky]

thats legit, cool story, but not in that way.

 

[J_Christoph]

i dont know why but the bottom pic is really funny to me for some reason haha

 

[Aidan-G]

Me too. Every time I see it I can't stop laughing

 

[Chief.Queef]

pancaking?

 

[El.Guapo]

anal fissure

 

[TOK]

I've been watching it for like five minutes.

 

[EasyEast]

those are no joke some girl i know got one and she's still having problems in the rectal area because of it

 

[EastCoast315]

back home, this is what I see at the top of my chairlift.

The worst.

 

[NSwidow]

Look at the woman! Haha it totally looks like he made a joke about getting some with a hottie and she is just like "Oh lawd..." haha.

 

[Panda_with_Guns]

this thread has the possibility to become dildos

 

[Mules]

This for sure

 

[Peter.]

the worst thing to see is no snow

 

[bermbuster49]

ns is delivering right now, lots of Meme's and pictures, no failed embeds, wtf is going on?!

/combo breaker

 

[Spinoza]

Grass. Grass is the worst thing.

 

[Moosen]

I was not at liberty?

 

[udr1v3m3cr4zy]

... no really