Worst thing you have done at school.

my friend told my english teacher to fuck off and then he threw a desk at her after she lost his project that would have made him pass the class. she blamed him and said she never got it when like 3 people watched him hand it to her...
 
Been drunk at school before. I only have been to the office once during my 3 years of highschool so far and that was a day my teacher kicked me and about half the class out. All the black kids got together in the APs office and told him our teacher was cursing at us. The black kids came and got me out of lockout to testify for them.
 
not really bad but a really funny prank afriend and I did to a teacher a few years back . so my freshman english teacher has a projector and he told he was going to show us some speeches on online the day before. my friend and i decided we were gonna replace his wireless mouse usb adapter with one of are own. so the next day he logs on to his computer and turns the projector on and goes online to look for the websites but he can't figure out why the mouse isn't responding. then we start to move the mouse around and he is just baffled at this point. so about 6 minutes pass of him resarting the computer and plugging and unplugging the usb adapter. then he deciedes to get one one of the tech people. the tech guy came in tried some stuff and he thought it was just broken. then we went into his history and started opening old webpages and stuff. he couldn't figure it out. he eventually figured it out when we went int o his itunes and email. we got detention for a month and and i got in huge trouble with my parents. but it was definetly worth it!
 
taping the bottom of your teachers computer mouse is hilarious. you see them scrollin the shit out of the mouse and bangin it against the wall. they are like WTF is wrong with my mouse? hahaha
 
i got suspended for a week once for talking shit about a teacher on the interwebs, was able to make up all the missed homework, and nothing went on the permanent record
 
I SPOKE OUT WITHOUT RAISING MY HAND! but dont tell anyone.. i dont want that stuff on my record..
 
so we have this sub that is really stupid, like its not funny how retarded she really is like one time we had to tell her how to pronounce a word...
but anyways i was in her class and i got on a computer and went to some file thing just messing around it was a black screen with weird symbols and things and she asked me what i was doing and i was like "um...ah....just hacking the school network" she was like turn that off and go to the principal....
lol me and the principal are cool so it wasnt a big deal.....
 
it was outside school, bull shit right? but honestly the only bad thing that came of that was missing two baseball games, everything else worked out fine if not better
 
I shit on my principals desk, urinated in the anal cavity of a teacher. Started a food fight with dog shit. Slashed 400 cars tires, thew a few molotovs.

An the very worst thing of all.....I thought for myself. Horrible eh
 
organized and had a 600 balloon water balloon fight and got away with it even when i nailed the assistant principal CLAIM.
 
Well one time (HUGE CLAIM) I sharpened my pencil when the teacher was talking. (END HUGE CLAIM)

Also in preschool I was playing with this one kid and the teacher made me sit on the "thinking stool". I don't even know what I did anymore, but she told my mommy and I started to cry cause I thought mother was going to be mad at me.
 
bowwored a libraray book, pooped in it, returned it to te librarian with a straight face, she asked what the bworn ozing stuff was, i told he marshmalows, and ran. than i ran back in and apoligized for being rude, and explained the situation to her.
 
I was punished severly.

I did piss on the may pole with my friend in pre school though when everyone else was inside eating cake and shit.
 
u know those candy boxes that latin club and band members sell well yeah i assisted in steal a few of those...
 
I used to unscrew all of the sinks in the boys room, take the ball bearings out from the knobs, and toss them into the toilet and flush them. I don't know why i did that..
 
You know what, assfucks like you really piss me off. Where do you get off thinking the library is a place for talking. Especially in high school. Here I am, trying to enjoy a nice game of gnarshmallow, and some stupid cunt like you is talking about how nice your breakfast was. You know what dickshit? Fuck you, and fuck your god damn eggo waffles~
 
Well I guess gnarshmallow didnt come out for a couple years after I got out of high school, but you get the point~
 
organized to throw water balloons filled with paint at the rival school wearing coat and tie but didn't actually do it so i didn't get in trouble...i also one time didn't put paper on the toilet seat when i went poopy
 
when i was like 13 i over reacted to someone punching me or somthing and coverd their arm in hot glue giving them the worst degree burns....that same year i was at the school dance and thot it would be cool to enhale all the helium baloons around, i ended up colapsing and going to hospital.

other than that, just beating the shit out of an asian, and turning up really really drunk on my last day and making a fool of myself. cool story hansel
 
i tried to see if i could burn a hole through my wooden desk in good ole grade 6
than i burnt a lot of trees
than i claimed it
 
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I went to woodwork with a waterbottle full of jaggermeister in my backpack. Partially way through the glass I brought it out and walked around with it for 15 minutes drinking it casually. Think about it as long as it doesn't stink no human is going to question like nestea looking liquid are they??
 
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