in about 3rd or 2nd grade i remember i was in recess, i was playing soccer while holding in my huge shitload of shit, i couldnt hold it any longer, so i ran in the bathroom as fast as i can trying to hold in my shit the way there, i finally got into the bathroom, little shit clumps were falling out of my ass but i didnt know that. i pulled down my pants and took a shit. i looked at the floor and it looked like someone left a trail of brown m&m's in the bathroom. i picked one up and put it in my mouth, then i realized it was my shit. i spit it out and cried.