Worst ski poem in history

[coopsteeez]

for english class i had to write a sonnet, so i said fuck it and wrote this amazing piece of literature.

Winter is on its way,

snow is here now

Wax my skis, tighten

my bindings up right

Slopes are calling,

building jumps with a plow

Ski throughout the

day and into the night

Buckle up my boots

and clip on my skis

Ride the chairlift to

the top of the hill

Hit a kicker fly

through the air with mad steeze

Although it’s cold

out all I feel is chill

Got music blaring,

techno is the best

A gaper cuts me off,

now I’m so mad

Time for a back flip

the ultimate test

And when it’s time to

go I feel so sad

Skiing is the best

thing that one can do

Without skiing I

would feel very blue

 

[mattster]

Hah! good work. The ending is so bitter-sweet, also, excellent use of the nomenclature.

 

[Wheaty214]

its ehhh, not bad though

 

[thugaim]

lrn2 poetry.

 

[theabortionator]

I've seen worse

 

[thugaim]

>implying you have to be a good poet to recognize shitty poetry.

 

[paige.]

Well I don't think you fully understand iambic pentameter...but I do think I've seen worse ski poems, I'm sure any one I attempted would be horrendous.

 

[maximiliaan]

i had some tears...

 

[coopsteeez]

i want goin fo any kind of meter or anything

 

[steezysteeze]

i liked it, other that rhyming steeze with besttwas cool other than that though

 

[paige.]

Makes sense then.Figured you probably were trying to because they traditionally were and you did have the 10 beats per line.My bad.

 

[BenWhit]

i died when you dropped the phrase "mad steeze"

 

[Heinzler]

not bad

 

[steezysteeze]

never mind i read it wrong