Worst rap lyrics of all time

14137591:Jro. said:
"She treats my dick like a pistol, I treat her face like a target." - Juicy J
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Actually, the more I think about it this may be the best greatest bar of all time.
 
"Shit on these niggas, I doo doo

I'm passing gas like I farted

Boy if you smelled it you dealt it" - Kodak Black, literary genius
 
"i watched my grandpa say penis" -nba youngboy

"think im shitting on you but i barely farted" -travis scott

"i nut on that fish on my sofa" -young thug
 
"Niggas getting trampled on, what's all the fuss about?

Sucking my dick so hard, I'm busting in they mouth" - DMX
 
"She got a big booty so I call her Big Booty

Skrr, skrr, wrists movin', cookin', gettin' to it

I'm in the kitchen yams everywhere"

-2 Chainz
 
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"I'm no conspiracy theorist but somethin' here is afoot Oh yeah, it's my dick"

-Eminem

"Now you get to watch her leave out the window I Guess that's why they call it window pain."

- Also Eminem

**This post was edited on May 6th 2020 at 12:21:53pm
 
Y'all can't handle this

Y'all don't know what's about to happen baby

Team 10

Los Angeles, Cali boy

But I'm from Ohio though, white boy

It's everyday bro, with the Disney Channel flow

5 mill on YouTube in 6 months, never done before

Passed all the competition man, PewDiePie is next

Man I'm poppin' all these checks, got a brand new Rolex

And I met a Lambo too and I'm coming with the crew

This is Team 10, bitch, who the hell are flippin' you?

And you know I kick them out if they ain't with the crew

Yeah, I'm talking about you, you beggin' for attention

Talking shit on Twitter too but you still hit my phone last night

It was 4:52 and I got the text to prove

And all the recordings too, don't make me tell them the truth

And I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god, church

Ohio's where I'm from, we chew 'em like it's gum

We shooting with a gun, the tattoo just for fun

I Usain Bolt and run, catch me at game one

I cannot be outdone, Jake Paul is number one

It's everyday bro

It's everyday bro

It's everyday bro

I said it is everyday bro!

You know it's Nick Crompton and my collar stay poppin'

Yes, I can rap and no, I am not from Compton

England is my city

And if it weren't for Team 10, then the US would be shitty

I'll pass it to Chance 'cause you know he stay litty

Two months ago you didn't know my name

And now you want my fame? Bitch I'm blowin' up

I'm only going up, now I'm going off, I'm never fallin' off

Like Mag, who? Digi who? Who are you?

All these beefs I just ran through, hit a milli in a month

Where were you? Hatin' on me back in West Fake

You need to get your shit straight

Jakey brought me to the top, now we're really poppin' off

Number one and number four, that's why these fans all at our door

It's lonely at the top so we all going

We left Ohio, now the trio is all rollin'

It's Team 10, bitch

We back again, always first, never last

We the future, we'll see you in the past

It's everyday bro

It's everyday bro

It's everyday bro

I said it is everyday bro!

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on (espera)

Can we switch the language? (Ha, ya tú sabes)

We 'bout to hit it (dale)

Sí, lo único que quiero es dinero

Trabajando en YouTube todo el día entero

Viviendo en U.S.A, el sueño de cualquiera

Enviando dólares a mi familia entera

Tenemos una persona por encima

Se llama Donald Trump y está en la cima

Desde aquí te cantamos can I get my VISA?

Martinez Twins, representando España

Desde la pobreza a la fama

It's everyday bro

It's everyday bro

It's everyday bro

I said it is everyday bro!

Yo, it's Tessa Brooks

The competition shook

These guys up on me

I got 'em with the hook

Lemme educate ya'

And I ain't talking book

Panera is your home?

So, stop calling my phone

I'm flyin' like a drone

They buying like a loan

Yeah, I smell good

Is that your boy's cologne?

Is that your boy's cologne?

Started balling', quicken Loans

Now I'm in my flippin' zone

Yes, they all copy me

But, that's some shitty clones

Stay in all designer clothes

And they ask me what I make

I said is 10 with six zeros

Always plug, merch link in bio

And I will see you tomorrow 'cause it's everyday bro

Peace

Ya tú sabes baby, Jake Paul
 
All my bitches come in pairs like balls in my nutsack - Yachty

Ooh, talkin' Tequila for the pipe-up

Ooh, I hope you got a clean vagina, yeah - 2 Chainz
 
14137802:faatas said:
feat. NAV
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Speaking of NAV...

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fr though another terrible lyric was of thugger saying "I used to want to fuck my auntie," which also happens to be on a Nav song
 
?Hit or miss ? I guess they never ?miss?huh? you got a ?boyfriend??‍♂️ I bet he doesn’t? kiss ya! ?mwah? he gon find? another girl ??‍♀️and he won’t ?miss ya! ??‍♂️He gon skrrt? and ? hit the ? dab ?like wiz khalifa! ?
 
“put molly all in her champagne, she ain’t even know it.. I took her home and I enjoyed that, she ain’t even know it”

-Rick Ross
 
There’s one Eminem song where he goes on for 6 minutes about how much he hates roads, and how roads should be banned. Great sentiment but not the most interesting lyrics
 
[video]https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/965085/trim-23FA5677-D221-4564-8719-18F1C7A26523-MOV[/video]
 
"And I'm reppin' Poo Poo Doo Doo wit my Poo Poo Poo Poo

Poo Poo Doo Doo Doo Doo Ka Ka Poo Poo

Pee Pee Poo Poo Doo Doo Ka Ka Came through with my chain

Stupid Doo Doo Ka Ka

Stupid Doo Doo Ka Ka? I'm a retard

Came through and you know I doo doo Poo Poo Gang"

-Propr Boyz

Yes, this is an actual song.

 
14141538:Slunky said:
There’s one Eminem song where he goes on for 6 minutes about how much he hates roads, and how roads should be banned. Great sentiment but not the most interesting lyrics
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Anarcho-capitalist type beat
 
14140639:SkiBronJames said:
Literally anything by Blueface. I'd rather listen to Flightreacts than Blueface he is so trash
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When I heard blueface for the first time I thought it was satire. I listened to "thotiana" once then took off my headphones and said to my roommate "yo I may have found the worst song ever" not knowing he was well known (and popular??? the world is doomed). Straight shitgarbage. He's also ruined a few songs by featuring
 
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**This post was edited on Nov 26th 2020 at 3:12:20pm
 
“I ain’t got that glock boy this the extra long stick, and if you run up on me like a bey-blade I rip” -Tay K

“Blue strip fien we don’t take it if it’s green, if a bitch come broke she gonna take it on her knees” -AlmightySuspect

“Joint of the year. bitch give me my award, all the bullets in my gun got it lookin like a sword.” -AlmightySuspect

almighty has the best worst bars around

**This post was edited on May 28th 2020 at 1:35:59pm
 
14144733:Young_patty said:
“I ain’t got that glock boy this the extra long stick, and if you run up on me like a bey-blade I rip” -Tay K

**This post was edited on May 28th 2020 at 1:35:59pm
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lol ight im gonna fearlessly defend Tay-K's honor rn. before u put Tay-K on this list maybe quote him accurately?

u threw in 'extra long stick' which is from a different part of the song.

he DOES use the words "extra long" in reference to his gun twice in the song...

-example 1) "chopper 22 wit a extra long clip"

and

-example 2) "bitch im half your fucking age wit a extra long clip"

...but u still r doing an injustice to him with by misquoting him like that.

you said: "i aint got that glock this the extra long stick, and if you run up on me like a bey-blade I rip"

You meant: "ion tuck no glock boy i know you see that stick, and if you run up on me like a bey-blade i rip"

its similar. but not correct. ur misquote takes away from this bar. idk ur beef with tay-k but this is actually a good line.

he doesnt tuck handguns anymore (easily accessible) and hes saying "ik u see this stick" which means he has moved up in his street life, now has access to automatic rifles and other weapons.

Not only that, hes flaunting it publicly so that people know he has these big ass guns.

now..... by this point, you should KNOW he keeps the aforementioned 'big ass guns'.

so if you run up on him, he will let his gun "rip" like a beyblade.

take "getting ripped to shreds by machine gun fire" now keep that same mental image and transfer it to the phrase: let it rip

thats the image he expresses with just one word "rip"

like a beyblade.... bro thats a simile. thats what oldheads want from these rappers right? not to mention ur quoting a freestyle lol

lastly..... like a beyblade i rip is good simile and end to that line. beyblade slogan? do u remember those commercials? "BEYBLADE - LET IT RIP" pops into my head when i hear beyblade.

....cmon, a comparison of nastalgic memory of a company slogan from childhood, that was triggered by a product name in a song, just to accentuate the homonym-like relationship between his slang expression to kill someone and the slogan he resurfaced from your subconcious. thats some inception level shit dog.

like my man really snuck that much meaning into a 4 second lyric.... off the top of his head... in the middle of a freestyle.

hate on tay-k all u want im not gonna say hes a genius but u should give him some credit.

out of this crop of new age rappers he has his own distinct style

lyrics that are hard and catchy

talks about his life and doesnt lie about it.

he was still in the street life when music was popping for him so he has street cred

but not only that when shit hit the fan? he rode for his dogs. half his team snitched.

everyone in that case snitched except him and his other homie that kept fucking quiet and didnt take no deals. hes a real one.

hes still locked up in there bc of it.

HOMIE ALMOST CAUGHT THE DEATH SENTENCE. IMAGINE BEING 16 AND BOUTTA BE EXECUTED BRO. THAT SHIT IS LITERALLY ILLEGAL IN MOST STATES.

TL;DR and/or conclusion:Tay-K is hard, that lyric doesnt deserve to be in this thread, because its hard, fuck u.
 
14148573:Pigeon. said:
lol ight im gonna fearlessly defend Tay-K's honor rn. before u put Tay-K on this list maybe quote him accurately?

u threw in 'extra long stick' which is from a different part of the song.

he DOES use the words "extra long" in reference to his gun twice in the song...

-example 1) "chopper 22 wit a extra long clip"

and

-example 2) "bitch im half your fucking age wit a extra long clip"

...but u still r doing an injustice to him with by misquoting him like that.

you said: "i aint got that glock this the extra long stick, and if you run up on me like a bey-blade I rip"

You meant: "ion tuck no glock boy i know you see that stick, and if you run up on me like a bey-blade i rip"

its similar. but not correct. ur misquote takes away from this bar. idk ur beef with tay-k but this is actually a good line.

he doesnt tuck handguns anymore (easily accessible) and hes saying "ik u see this stick" which means he has moved up in his street life, now has access to automatic rifles and other weapons.

Not only that, hes flaunting it publicly so that people know he has these big ass guns.

now..... by this point, you should KNOW he keeps the aforementioned 'big ass guns'.

so if you run up on him, he will let his gun "rip" like a beyblade.

take "getting ripped to shreds by machine gun fire" now keep that same mental image and transfer it to the phrase: let it rip

thats the image he expresses with just one word "rip"

like a beyblade.... bro thats a simile. thats what oldheads want from these rappers right? not to mention ur quoting a freestyle lol

lastly..... like a beyblade i rip is good simile and end to that line. beyblade slogan? do u remember those commercials? "BEYBLADE - LET IT RIP" pops into my head when i hear beyblade.

....cmon, a comparison of nastalgic memory of a company slogan from childhood, that was triggered by a product name in a song, just to accentuate the homonym-like relationship between his slang expression to kill someone and the slogan he resurfaced from your subconcious. thats some inception level shit dog.

like my man really snuck that much meaning into a 4 second lyric.... off the top of his head... in the middle of a freestyle.

hate on tay-k all u want im not gonna say hes a genius but u should give him some credit.

out of this crop of new age rappers he has his own distinct style

lyrics that are hard and catchy

talks about his life and doesnt lie about it.

he was still in the street life when music was popping for him so he has street cred

but not only that when shit hit the fan? he rode for his dogs. half his team snitched.

everyone in that case snitched except him and his other homie that kept fucking quiet and didnt take no deals. hes a real one.

hes still locked up in there bc of it.

HOMIE ALMOST CAUGHT THE DEATH SENTENCE. IMAGINE BEING 16 AND BOUTTA BE EXECUTED BRO. THAT SHIT IS LITERALLY ILLEGAL IN MOST STATES.

TL;DR and/or conclusion:Tay-K is hard, that lyric doesnt deserve to be in this thread, because its hard, fuck u.
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Thanks for providing a TL;DR and saving me the trouble of reading that. I like tay K but you suck his dick dude get a hobby.

also 55 to life sucked
 
14149085:Young_patty said:
Thanks for providing a TL;DR and saving me the trouble of reading that. I like tay K but you suck his dick dude get a hobby.

also 55 to life sucked
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my hobby is annoying people on the internet !
 
“I fucked her in the ass then i shitted on her” Kodak Black

“fuck a dog in the ass” x9999 multiple variations, Blink-182
 
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