Worst pick up lines.....

[teneighty_skier22]

Home James.

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Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army!

::Viva La Ressistance::

 

[PurpleSkier]

i bet you $10 that you cant fit my cock in your mouth

If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my wookie

 

[a540girl]

a guy tried this one on me once: Do you work at the post office, because I saw you checking out my package.

 

[Atomic_cutie]

This is one of the classic skiing pick up lines: Nice Skis, wanna fuck!

 

[Lilman757410]

nice set of legs you got there what time do they open?

 

[teneighty_skier22]

(skiing) Hey baby, like my pole?

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Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army!

::Viva La Ressistance::

 

[PurpleSkier]

sooo, (look at watch, or wrist if you dont have one) ive got 3 hours, name your price

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If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my wookie