Worst Park of the year awards

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yourmamaridessnowblades

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I nominate Fortune. What a joke there park has been this year. Put on a beginner run, never maintained and only has really sketchy, shitty rails. Not even one jump. I didn't think it could get worse than last years but it did...

I'll give them credit that they built a half pipe, but lets face it even that sucks. It's always in awful shape because they won't pay some one who knows how to use a pipe dragon to groom it.

They really need to step it up.

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edelweiss. but i didnt even go to vorlage this year, and they had a terrible park last year...

but yeah, edelweiss.

Joel

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Yea edelweiss was pretty weak this year, but at least they had jumps. And vorlage wasnt half bad this year, I thought they're tables were pretty nice.

 
I think Edelweiss' attempt at a park was better than Fortune. At least Edelweiss has that kinked rail, and so few people hit it, it's generally in nice condition. That one rail saves the park for me.

Fortune is just laughable... although the c-rail is nice. But not enough to save it.

Matt

 
ugh. i was in the pipe again briefly tonight, and it is definitely as bad as everyone said.

Joel

'Go shut yourself in a freezer and see if you can evolve out of it.' -PhattTim

'i think its funny that they decriminilized both homosexual sex and animal sex at the same time... what kinda message does that send?' -Apple

 
Gotta be fortune, edelweiss didnt have good jumps for long but the rails (for the most part) were always good and the step up at the end of the year was/is the sickest thing in the region

 
damn fortune sucked man

like a lot

it was really bad, i went there once and if any other park around ottawa is worse than fortune i feel real abd for them

Drop Cliffs not Bombs
 
snow valley for sure. i havnt been to those other places but they had one jump with a retarded lip that had ruts in it and no real landing. They had one box that was on the flats where you couldnt possibly get enough speed to clear the 3 foot gap to it. they had a flat rain sitting all by itself with NO JUMP! it was just sitting there. we had to build our own jump. and the pipe was crap

P.O.W.D.E.R.

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edelweise was the worst park i went to all season. i mean, sure, they had one nice kinked rail, but if you were just begining that rail was too hard and big, and there was nothing else. their park was horrible.

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obviously you've never been to Deep River or Mt. Martin, although we have a pretty big booter, and just 1 tiny PVC rail that goes down the hill when you hit it.

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jack pines park would be good... if it didnt suck

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fortune.

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fortune should build the pipe early this year, and then groom it alot, this wont happen but that is what the should do

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anyone ever been to Devils Elbow in Bethany? It really blows, bad rails and jumps with no lips, it was like a hump park.

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alpine hands down

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dude fortune by a landslide

at least all ure hills made an attempt, they told our team that theyd have their best park ever and never did shit, the pipe groomer broke but they still didnt get it fixed and tried to groom with it

CUT

1st goes to fortune

NCD

 
Well lets face it, we haven't been blessed with great parks. I personally think it's worth the 2 hour drive to tremblant just for theirs. And they got a sick deal on season passes for students. If 4 of you guys get together you can get a season pass for 200$ each.

 
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