Worst movies for a change...

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List some bad bad movies that all should avoid.

Off the top of my head, you always forget the really bad ones though.

Biker Boyz

The Cell - jlo

XXX - vin diesel

Training Day

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Oh man, we rented some terrible movies on purpose in highschool, some of the worst are:

Road Rage

Termination Man

Mean Guns (this is fucking hilarious)

Waiting for the Man (worst 2 hours of my life, it felt like 8)

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DiNoMyTe!
 
winter break. dont be fooled by the skier on the cover this the most retarted movie ever its like american pie(minus the humor) meets aspen extreme (minus cheesy 80s things)

skis huh... great....they yours?..... both of 'em

dont, hanz is a dick man
 
The Wall, not on drugs.

Who don't ski,

But do more lines than coke fiends.

i think i'm gonna break up with girls more often just to have more breakup sex-strode420

 
I agree with biker boyz, but Training Day? With Danzell Washington?? That was sweet.

That new movie torque is going to be real stupid and the older movie directed by the same guy.. called squad.. I think, with the FBI type guys/police, who stop some guy from escaping from jail. Well anyways it sucked.

-Pat

 
yeh i thought training day was really sweet

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'Im a straight pimp like whiskey is a ho'
 
has anyone seen the movie Simone with Al Pacino? It was literally the worst movie I have ever seen. A total piece of garbage. Whoever ok'd that script should have their nuts stapled to the wall.

you can't spell sick without ck
 
umm yeah, i dont know about that first list. the cell wasnt that bad. training day was awesome, and XXX, well, it was by no means a great movie, but it wasnt bad, and was entertaining.

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any chic flic

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^ i agree with those last 2 looking bad skodeo7. i found harry potter pretty bad too.

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Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?

Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.

Jules: Then what do they call it?

Vincent: They call it a 'Royale' with cheese.

Jules: A 'Royale' with cheese! What do they call a Big Mac?

Vincent: A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it 'le Big-Mac'.

Jules: 'Le Big-Mac'! Ha ha ha ha! What do they call a Whopper?

Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.

 
almost any new 'horror' movie, final destination, that one about the trucker chasing the kids down, thirteen ghosts... i dont watch many, they all suck. and THE CELL kicked ass. i thought summer of sam blew nuts. there are a lot of bad movies out there.

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I like to stay away from watching bad movies.

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Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol

nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
 
I saw the trailer for Torque and went and stabbed my eyes out with the charcher for my cellphone, and then I burned my fingers off by duct taping them to the stove and lighting it. Then I thought about calling the hospital, but realized I hadn't quite punished myself enough for watching the Trailer. I went up stairs and held my head underwater for a full 2 minutes, while I beat myself with a cattle prod. Apparently, water is a super-excellent conductor of electricity. The cattle prod ran out of batteries, so I dropped a toaster on my foot and called it a day.

Teddy

Poniverus

''PEs are stiffer then G-Zus in the nunnery.'' - FreshCoast
 
black ninja

it truly could of been better lighted and eddited by a 10 yearold

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The Muskateer

Bring It On

Legally Blonde 2

The Master of Disguise

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Signs, That movie built you up for a dramatic finish but it all ended so fast. what a shit movie

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'If your not living on the edge youre taking up to much sapce'
 
Master of Disguise and Summer of Sam were both horrible

CMc - *NSFD*

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win or loose, its how drunk you get.' - Homer
 
BATS

and someone already said it, but jeepers creepers 2 was wicked gay. but the fyunniest part was when the coach got taken away by the thing and the black kid was like, 'coach?!' hahahahahaha i was laughing

teem bousquet
 
whats the one with the people outrunning avalanches? that movie sucked ball,the ring i thought sucked....but it was cool how theres all this subliminal shit...like the daughter was the from the devil...cuz it was niether girl nor boy...and the limping goat...the goat is a sign of the devil...and theres some other stuff too...my buds sister knows em all

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VIVA LA BEEGEES!

-kevan

 
charlies angels 2 full throttle. yeah they are hot, but I still couldn't watch it the whole way through. I am cringing just thinking about it.

peter cellers(sp) the party was a kick ass movie, a little old, but still sweet.

dna is horrible as well.

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Training Day and final destination were both good!

bad movies:

the good girl

jeepers creepers 1 and 2

'some say i'm that girl... i say, wow that's wonderful! but you're still not getting any. now quit sniffing me! i don't even know you!'

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yeah the worst!

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oh fuck off! Caddyshack anything is awesome!!!!

Who don't ski,

But do more lines than coke fiends.

i think i'm gonna break up with girls more often just to have more breakup sex-strode420

 
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In Blockbuster, I saw the box of 'From Justin To Kelly.' I'm now banned from that store, because I suddenly blacked out, and before I knew what was happening, I had tackled a clerka, and was beating him with the pointy end of the case,s screaming, 'DAMN YOU BACK TO HELL, YOU ACCURSED DEMON FOR THIS PLAUGE WHICH YOU HAVE WROUGHT UPON US!!!' He should have pressed charges, but looked at the box and understood. From that day on, Blockbuster clerk and I were best friends. Then 'Gigli' arrived, and everything changed....

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Biker Boyz

Rollerball- worst movie ever

XXX

fast and the furious 1/2

Rocky V

Scream 1/2/3

Anything with Burt Reynolds in it

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If a body catch a body coming through the rye...
 
scream scared me when I was in 6th grade.. you gotta admit fast and the furious was cool in some parts, and was okay??

-Pat

 
Showgirls--one of the most awful movies I've ever seen. Even the fact that no girl in the entire movie wears a shirt at any point couldn't save this crapfest.

Kazaam--Shaq's worst acting performance. Enough said.

We have an old saying down on the bayou....Blehhhhh!!!
 
Charlies Angels II: Worst Movie I have ever seen. Period.

|Carl F-G|



Accept no one's defitnition of your life: Define your self. Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim.

- Terrible One
 
any old fake westerns

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These aren't anti-establishment ideas, these are Pro fucking peace ideas-
 
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