Worst Movies ever

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Diabhal

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What are THE worst movies you guys have ever seen? I'm not just talking about shitty hollywood movies I'm talking about the DVDs you buy from the pawn shop for a few bucks. Smash hits like 'the flying Guiloteen' a chinese movie about assasains who throw a guiloteen on to peoples heads the guiloteen can also destroy EVERYTHING it comes in contact with. Or 'the gladiator' about this guy making a super truck to take revenge on drunk drivers and to eventual find and kill the mysterious Black car that has been killing people by running them off the road for ABSOLUTLY no reason what so ever. I'm talking about movies SO bad that they make up credits.

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Randy shut the hell up, Dr. Strangelove kicks ass! pepeter sellars plays three people in that movie, and the movie also has George C Scott (Patton) and Slim Pickens. the worst movie ever was League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. The worst ski movie of all time... most are really good but I never really like Prophecy.

lates moe

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Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

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Amazing Stunts of Kung Fu - in the beginning some guy turns into a chicken

Godzilla's Revenge - kids in short shorts halluncinating to a monster infested island

flesh gordon - need i explain?

newsies- musical...good and bad....newspaper boys singing and dancing...

Ginger Snap - such a bad movie...cheap halloween effects galore...

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Unity through shared pain and human struggle-that's unity.

 
worst movie ever has to be ernest scared stupid... whats up with that troll & all the little kids?!

i still shake my head at the 'fact' cheese was invented during WWII... it seems a bit odd... i still luv ya scott ;)

 
water world

A good friend will always bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying that was fucking awesome.

In pennsylvanis it is illegal to perform oral sex.

But I ask, if i think not, am I not? I think not. Dont you think?

 
The Despisor... it is so incredibally bad that they couldnt even afford to film half of it, so half of what should be real is computer animated in a very poor way. They even computer animated a regular apartment building, they couldnt even film it

jibba jabba
 
I've just watched a pretty terrible movie on TV called Shredder. Really shitty horror based around an abandoned ski hill, with the usual 'skiers vs snowboarders' shit thrown in. At first I thought it might be deliberately bad, in a kind of spoof/parody way, but it because obvious that it was just plain bad. Interstingly though, Josh Loubek's name was in the credits as a stunt double for the 'evil skier'.

 
i agree, all skiers should hate extreme ops, fucking hell. Take ure skiers vs snowboarders shit, and shove it up ure ass. The ppl that wrote that were complete nerds, who pbly only fucked a grapefruit, the ppl that played the characters pbly dont even know how to board.

hopefuly u'll still have a few more years of health, and mental abilities before u become the inevitable vegetable- what i wrote in my dads birthday card
 
An example of a line from Extreme Ops: Woah, Dudddeeeee, My name is Silo and i'm a totally wicked cool sick rider yo. By the way skiing sux, shredding is way more rad.

Honestly, who writes this shit?

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hollywood making a movie for 5 year olds to believe 'shredding' is much cooler then two planking...they need to make a ski movie that totally doesnt follow sterotypes and shit anyone with me to start making that movie!!??

 
fuck you who said that dr. strangelove sucked. Stanely Kubric is brilliant. my vote is the Blair Witch Project; no story, shitty quality, shitty dialouge, shitty editing and one of the worst endings in movie history

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i just bought the PEs and im stoked

 
the lizzie mguire movie. seriously, i forced myself to watch 20 mins of it and its the corniest movie ever...and dont even get me started on all the 'coincidences' (sp).

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I am gonna have to say the Hulk just because it SUCKED and it is the only movie I have seen in a while the really SUCKED big

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doctor strangelove is awesome, i cant believe someone said that, but yeah mine are either master of disguise or any of the ones on mystery science theater 3000

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
this kid i met today...his grandfather made a bunch of the movies that were on mystery science theater...fucking nutcase

concept108 is a fag

 
Rollerball...the remake...don't ask

My future's so bright I gotta wear shades.

I miss my old signature.
 
a view from the top-what a horrible movie

the lizzie mcguire movie probably sucked-never saw it, but the show sucks, so it cant eb much different

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My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

If you say something is indescribable, isn't that describing it?

'You can do 'Matrix' moves on those things!' -my brother's friend after seeing our new Ab-Doer
 
Dr. Strangelove is one of the greatest films of all time. I did an essay for my Comp/Lit class on why Armageddon is one of the worst movies of all time. But there are too many to pick from.

Fritz

'Try everything once, except incest and folk dancing'- Sir Thomas Beecham

'What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?' - Hobbes

'When you smoke herb it reveals you to yourself.'

Bob Marley

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league of extraordinary gentlemen. especially with sean connery i thought it wouldve been good. i would hide myself after a movie that bad. and yet he made millions from thats cool

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i sure would like to rest ... but the energy gets the best of me. its been a wild ride i wouldnt change a minute i cant slow down inside guess thats why i live it

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triple X.....fuckin fake ass movie

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'mad id like to place my hand upon your fuckin sexy ass and squeeze' - Tenacious D
 
I watched this movie...I can't rememvber the name though it was like 'project something or other' it was AWFUL. The actors were terrible...otherwise the plot wasn't bad.

Ghost ship was retarded

-Sara

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yeah i forgot about glen or glenda, ed wood is insane

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
dont be dissing ed wood. that was one of johnny depp's best movies! Although, if u dont understand the mock humour and the history behind the movie it would seem kinda dumb.

'Rollerball' was horrible

'LXG' was and is still pathetic

'master of disguise' was funny as shit! but awful, funny awful

'Steve-o: The Tour' sooo sad

'blair witch project'

'vanilla sky'

'Town and Country'

lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

FOCUS, October 12th 2003, Steam Whistle Brewery, Toronto.
http://mm.dfilm.com/mm2s/mm_route.php?id=1235001
 
extreme ops sucked balls

Jigga say wha??

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LISTEN TO GUNS N' ROSES

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dude mo-rod, im not dissing the movie ed wood, im dissing the guy who made glen or glenda, the guy the movie was based on, the movie ed wood was funny shit, but his movies were seriously nutty

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
tequilla body shots

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis

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i totally agree that vin diesal is the ugliest dude ever..i dont understand girls that think he is hot. but yeah xxx sucked and im really sure that from justin to kelly wasnt too great either

 
The Heist is easily Gene Hackmans worst movie.

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'If you cut us do we not bleed. If you tickle us do we not laugh. If you poison us do we not die. If you wrong us do we not revenge.' - I have no idea, but it's quoted in the Pianist
 
'*something something I can't remember* That my movie, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and 'gig-ly' have joined forces to create... THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARILY BAD MOVIES! Thank you.' -Connery on Leno. HAHAHA!

-Lauren

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Ernest Scared Stupid scarred me to fucking death when i was little, i'm such a pussy.

'Lifes not a bitch, life is a beuatiful woman'

-Aesop Rock
 
when that movie came out i was little i think.. scared the crap out of me earnest scared whatever

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i sure would like to rest ... but the energy gets the best of me. its been a wild ride i wouldnt change a minute i cant slow down inside guess thats why i live it

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o shit dude, benditto, that fuckin troll guy in that movie was the scariest thing to me when i was 5, its still a psycological thing if i watch that movie

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
 
triple x. what a horrible bond knock off. 'the things im going to do for my country' that must be the worst line i have ever heard in a movie

 
1. dumb and dumberer

just plain stupid.

2. Legally blonde 2

do you even need to ask?

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
johnny english... wasn't even stupid funny. just pointless.

best movie ever - bob the builder.

 
'flesh gordon' I saw it on the space chanel I think. Its about flesh gordon and his assistant Dr jerkof and they have to fly their dildo shaped rocket to planet porno to stop the evil Wang from shooting sex rays throughout the universe. The sex rays make people spontaneosly start having sex. oh wait! thats not a stupid movie! its awesome. it has terrible effects but its pretty funny.

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the hours! My friend wanted to see it, she;s klike oh it won a lot of awards so it must be good...HAHAHA...worst. movie. ever.

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make boursht, not bombs!

 
for some reason i watched that entire scooby doo movie the other night, and, well, fuck...it sucked. it really sucked. i hated myself for watching it.

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Make turns, not war
 
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