-Worst Case Scenario: Skiing-

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-now, most people have had some embarrasing moments while going down the hill, this is the place to share your stories! Alright, I was skiing on the 'baby' hill with my 4 year old cousin at horseshoe (I was teaching him some stuff) and we decided to race, so I was reaching the end of the hill when this lady was infront of my doing the pizza plow all the way down the hill. I was like 'MOOOVE!' but she didn't hear me. I went to go turn out of the way and she stopped right there, I was like 'holy shit' and then before I knew it I had went over her skis she fell down, and dragged me with her. My cousin beat me down the hill-

 
teaching ym bro how to ski and i was rididing switch so i could watch hiim and i ran into a pole

If I could I would, but I can't. Now shut the hell up.

 
My name is Sunny Bono and Trees dont like me!!

Pete is currently sulking around Mt. Hood, shooting with Poor Boyz Productions and hitting on Kristi Leskinen. She hates guys, Pete lamented, so it’s not going good. Apparently Canada isn’t the only thing that’s tough for Pete to get into.

-kamikaze

 
i had a prairie dog pokin out but i went for the jump anyways i almost landed flat and it was bacon strip central

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MAN WHA THE FUCK!??!?!?!

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Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
 
yeah^ wtf is that? nasty

*~!Ski or die!~*

*~!Live to ski!~*

Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion and an unspeakable drive for something new...For me, theres skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything everyday im out there. - Pep
 
^ That's sick man...

Once I was in the park, and about to do the last hit, a fairly sized hit. It was also the last one of the day, I was tired, and I didn't feel like doing anything at all, so I decided on a safety grab just not to look gay by passing besides the hit (people in the chairs have a great view on you).

For some reason, I take the hit, and when I land, the brakes on my two skis literaly explode. So I fell off my skis, and since the brakes broke, they just kept going on, and they were heading for the glades. Not wanting to lose them, I start running like a jackass to catch them.

That was pretty humiliating. It was last year... luckily I was alone at the time (my friends would still be laughing to this day) and only two dudes in the chair saw me.

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'I'm the master of low expectations.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!

 
nasy...anyways one time I was going to hit this small jump at my hill and I wasnt standing very solid and stuff cuz u know it was a small jump and anyways I hit it and snowboarders where carving into the jump and one of my edges got caught in a carve a snowboarder made and I went in the air sideways and laded on my hip. There was like 50 people on the top of the hill and they all started to laugh and when I went back up everybody was looking at me :(

Yay 500th post

*~!Ski or die!~*

*~!Live to ski!~*

Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion and an unspeakable drive for something new...For me, theres skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything everyday im out there. - Pep
 
Oh yeah also I broke my collarbone doing a 540 and thus ruined my season. Shoot me someone.

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'I'm the master of low expectations.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!

 
bang

*~!Ski or die!~*

*~!Live to ski!~*

Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion and an unspeakable drive for something new...For me, theres skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything everyday im out there. - Pep
 
that is so fucking gross, lol. i just laughed my ass off tho

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.

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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
 
i landed a switch 3, and cruising out the landing i hit this dumbass snowboarder who's just sitting there, i catch my tail on him and ragdoll for like 50 feet. sucked

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'see, this is what's wrong with newschoolers these days, i try to start a shittalking war, and nobody bites the bait'-noteefa
 
It was a busy day at my hill. WE had a huge hip type jump right near the lift. I went to hit it switch and i went one foot on, on foot off. I darted backwards and landed on the back of my head in the flat. Not cool at all.

Skiing isn't an escape from life, its simply a better form of it-Matt Levinthal-AXIS
 
When my cousin came up from Arizona it was his first time on skis, even more so, his first time seeing snow. So naturally I brought him down a double black diamond trail. He did excellent for the first 10 ft. then he rag dolled into a lift pole.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
doin a follow cam on this rail that was closed off and this oldish dude (prolly in his 40's straight outta yuppyville) comes barreling under the rope (if I had been looking at him I woulda seen him but I didnt see him til I was about 15 feet past the rail and the dude cuts me off and I run straight into him.

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Junction 133

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'i also love anal sex...taking and giving, theres nothing better than a fat black cock ripping your anus a little bit when you wake up each morning...email me....i am wafreeskier@hotmail.com'

-Alpentalik
 
i came into our showtime kicker like 3 years ago n I caught a edge on the lip na just racked out n slide back down the jump

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dude that pic is fuckin grosssss

...RUN FOR COVER PRODUCTIONS...

Live. Breath. Dream. Ski.
 
I did kind of a corked 360 tail grab off of a fairly small table (maybe 15 or 20 ft) because I wanted to show up all the little kids with snowblades, and about halfway through my rotation (when I was facing backwards) some kid threw a snowball and hit me right in the chest. Somehow that completely stopped my rotation and I completely overshot the landing by about 6ft, landing fakie and almost imediately thereafter smashed into a tree.

It was so embarassing because they were all these little 10 year old kids and I was trying to show them up and failed frown...

It was also kind of embarassing for the kid who threw the snowball because when everybody skied down to see if I was alright he just started crying and tried to ski away, but fell.

On my way to goddom
 
This one time I was cruising into a huge table, performing one of the best pizza maneuvers I have ever done in my life. This time, I actually got over the lip of the jump, and got to ski over the top of it instead of sliding down it like I normally do. Then some snowboarder was like 'hey fucktard you suck!' and everyone started laughing. I thought I did pretty well though...

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'It wouldent fall on you if you couldent handle it' ~ Tanner hall ~
 
BAAHAHAHAAH

look at the fans when the racer falls haha

*~!Ski or die!~*

*~!Live to ski!~*

Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion and an unspeakable drive for something new...For me, theres skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything everyday im out there. - Pep
 
haha yea the guy on the way left

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'It wouldent fall on you if you couldent handle it' ~ Tanner hall ~
 
don't look at the crowd, look at the angle of his left leg.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill riding on an elephant. Jill got down to help Jack off the elephant.

 
Ow ow ow. Anyway, for me it was at Keystone. I hadn't been to any big resorts in a while except Hood so I wasn't prepared for the amount of talen there. These boarders where hitting the big table and doing rodeos, mistys, and big spins and shit. So I line up, drop in, and hit the big table going to slow. i come up short, eat shit, and limp back down to the hill and drive home. end of the day

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'haha he told his parents ahbout his ginormous cock.... what a fag' - linemaverick540

'I wonder why haters tend to be idiots?' J.D._May

 
well one time at a mogul comp at watervill my freind broke his belt before his run. so he takes his run and his pants start falling down in the midle section but he maneged to pull them up before the bottom air but 20 moguls from the finish line his pants fall down past hi knees and all hes skiing in is his boxers and he finished his run like taht and there were about 100 people at the botom of the course

what happined to drugs, sex, & rock and roll...now adays we have aids crack and techno.......

Guns N' Roses
 
It was the windiest day i had ever gone skiing in and i was in a tuck to try and get off this flat part and looked down for one second and when i looked up there was a snowboarder like a foot away and i plowed him. and this was in front of all my buddies who i was talkin shit to

 
Skiing switch into a tree.

Cold Smoke Industries- A new generation of ski clothing. Check us out at coldsmokeindustries.tk
 
when I was a really little kid (two or three) I was doing ski school in Deer Valley and on the chairlift I was hitting my skis together. Sure enough, my foot FELL OUT OF THE BOOT and it fell with the ski still attached. My ski instructor had to go chase it down after we got to the top.

*NORTHEAST CULT*

check out Stept...

 
windells this summer when i was trying to represent us skiers by hitting the wave box at a snowboard only box-session. that one time i happened to catch an edge, spread eagle and land head first down the hill eating shit the whole way

 
about 4 years back, i was riding up a fast ropetow with skiboards on, not paying attention to the mexican kid in front of me. he let go of the rope or something cause he stopped moving and i butt rammed him at 20 miles per hour.

tinkpigers
 
2 years ago when i was a racer. Red chair at bachelor was super bouncy when you got on and i sat with friends and it bounced huge i wasnt paying attention and dug my tips into the snow on the way back down and still going forward i had a death grip on the chair. my skis clicked out and they stuck into the take off ramp.

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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^ooh, if we're trading dumb racing stories, last winter at Loon I lost my pole near the end of a slolom course and I used my arm to block the rest of the poles. I got a decent time, but my arm was covered in welts.

*NORTHEAST CULT*

check out Stept...

 
OH MY FUCKING GOD.. whats with he pic of mommy up there?> lay off the booze!!

..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
 
Small roller on a green run, jumped at the top of it... landed on my edge and fell over... dislocated shoulder... mind you I was partially drunk and stoned at the time

Haha, that Brit just stacked it... and landed on that other Brit!
 
showin my bro how to do a 180 when i couldnt land it that day for some reason.

JIBARITO

(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)

Guitaring for life

 
i once spent 3 months of my life organizing sponsors, the city of burlington and a whole shit load of friends to have a rail jam in down town burlington vermont. and what do i have to show for it? a killer shot of me nutting myself infront of 250 people i invited. check it out www.sasfilms.com its in the video edits section.

if not that one, then there was the time i was skiing switch at stowe, using lift towers as slalom gates, and got clobbered by a PA weekend warrior who decided to sue me. that was gay

 
there was a little lip that you could jump over an orange fence on heavenlys beginner run and all of my buddies were hitting it. so i took off and ever one was watching us. As i went off the lip there was block of ice infront of me that barley hit the tip of my ski but it distracted me so much that my tip caught. i ended up having to talk to the manager, well he yelled at us, but it was so funny.

Do i have to serve these canned peaces chilled?
 
last season at mammoth in south park, they had a hip up at the very top then one of those gates (the orange mesh ones that are supposed to slow you down) about 50 feet right after it. i was just warming up so i just did a little alley oop on the hip and thought 'oh, i can carve switch through the gate'. yeeeah, not only did my right tail catch in the mesh, but there was a little kid standing on the other side of the gate, so he basically the entire gate came down and wiped the poor kid out.

that same day, downhill about 10 feet from that same fence, i was skiing switch and ran right into some lady that popped out of the trees like fucking harry houdini. now i look over my shoulder a lot more...

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i curse your pubes with the fleas of a thousand camels
 
ha , yeah i clipped one of those gates once , doin 35 Mph and it was about 50 yards from the chair. i yardsale'd.

..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
 
this sucks, Jamie Pierre at his finest might i add.

tree hit

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
that would suck and be scary

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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worst thing this season was at bogus when i hit the downkink and landed on a group of trick bitches.

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Power in Numbers

 
was hitting a 3-kink in the park, fell backwards (skis slipped out from under me), then my belt caught on a nail holding the boards on the side of the rail and ripped the belt apart, then skidding down the rest of it backwards on my ass so it dragged my XL Oakley Puffy Pants down to my ankles, right under the lift... it was quite hilarious tho.

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.

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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
 
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