Worse than Hitler?

he makes him

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One hitler shall henceforth be a unit of measurement equal to 6.0*106 human deaths.

Standard SI prefixes apply. Thus Harold Shipman's achievements amount to 36 microhitlers.

The true utility of the hitler as an SI unit is it allows useful unit conversions.

For example: the EPA currently values a human life as being worth 6.9 million us dollars (6.9 megadollars). A simple unit conversion thus gives us 1 hitler is equivalent to -41,400,000,000,000 dollars. (-41 teradollars).

It can therefore be quantitatively established whether or not someone is "worse than hitler". When congress failed to pass a stimulus bill in 2008 the market lost 1.2 trillion dollars in 1 day, roughly equivalent to 29 millihitlers. Joseph Stalin is the only human I know of who can be called worse than hitler, as his achievements clocked roughly 5 hitlers.

When your bank nails you with a 35 dollar fine, you can confidently tell the teller that they are currently fucking you over to the tune of 84 picohitlers and ask if they have a very tiny auschwitz behind the counter.
 
first line should say 6.0*10^6 but as an engineering student who lives in a world of SI prefixes, i find this hilarious
 
Hitler may have killed 6 million himself, but you can say that he was the cause of WWII, which had death tolls estimated to be around 60 million....

just food for thought
 
Stalin did things as bad or worse than hitler, but he was insane and thought he was doing it for "the greater good". indisputably an awful human being, but he wasnt malicious and hateful as hitler.
 
while i fully agree that it was a despicable thing that the founding peoples did, one could argue that this wasn't so much perpetuated by a single leader and more sone done by the people as a whole. it wasn't one man's initiative to wipe out the native americans like it was with Hitler, Stalin, Mao, and their respective victims.
 
I think there are definitely a lot of people way worse than Hitler. There are some reaaaaaal fucked up people out there, but the only reason you don't hear about them is because they don't possess the power and authority that Hitler made for himself. People are out there raping and killing children, and I feel like that makes them much worse a person than Hitler. Their morals are much much worse.

To sum it all up Hitler tortured and killed millions of people because he had the power to do so, I don't think that necessarily means that someone would have to rape 6 million children in order to be considered a worse person.
 
People don't get arrested for thinking about commuting a crime, they get arrested for doing it.

Just saying
 
I've heard that Moa and Stalin's death's toll have been extremely exaggerated. probably to make the USSR look worse and make america look like the good guys #propaganda
 
i would tell you to stop telling lies but you clearly don't live in reality hahah

just so you know, people get arrested on the reg for thought crimes......
 
the difference is mao was trying to do good for his country and help it, he just did a very poor job. In addition, the ratio of people killed to countries population is probably a lot larger for hitler or stalin than for mao. I would still say that hitler and stalin were the two worst people to ever live.
 
>hitler>exterminate everyone who was not "special"

>create ultimate race for germany/ the world.

>good intention in his mind, still fucked up and barbaric the way he did it.

 
I'm gonna say William the Conqueror, he didn't kill millions, but he was pretty bad. Saddam Hussein of course. Just about an dictator in the Middle East in a country which has been overthrown.
 
this kid beet me to it. You can also thank Mr. Khan for introducing the postal system to the world... really great guy in my mind
 
no, people seriously get arrested and detained on zero charges for posting opinions on facebook, doing things like smiling/not smiling lol....
 
History will absolve Hitler, like it does anyone. Soon enough the Holocaust will be a footnote in a Lit textbook.

Anyone remember how hard the Romans fucked up Carthage? Didn't think so.
 
i was talking to some kid like 2 weeks ago he told me on Netflix they have a new series that takes place in todays time and its a new avatar ive yet to see it but he said it was good.
 
came her to post this

or maybe vlad the impaler not on numbers killed but by how he killed them, he grossed out the turkish army by impaling an entire settlement of roughly 10,000 men, women and children and set them up facing to where they were going to attack from. shit's brutal
 
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