Woah everybody calm the fuck down

Alright.

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"asked to see my pass, I knew if I did I’d be fucked so I dipped out, changed clothes, tried the pass at a different lift"

you kind of glossed over the second attempt there. what happened there?

i feel like it was flagged as soon as it was scanned in the first place and you dipped rather than showing your face... i really doubt you and your friend are going to have an easy time getting your pass working again. from what i hear they don't take kindly to someone claiming someone used their pass without their permission, that is, i doubt your buddy can go and get it reactivated, instead they'll say fuck you, you were trying to let someone else use your pass
 
first thing that popped into my head was have your friend call em and say he lost his pass and needs a new one. they can't blame him for some rando (you) for finding his pass and using it
 
I bet the Ikon Pass social media marketing team doesn't ever check NS and/or threads related to their company. So you're probably safe posting about the incident here and letting the whole world know how to trace you back to the scene of the crime. Good news for your buddy is that you can buy him the Mountain Collective or Epic Pass next winter. Good luck!!
 
14013997:Dlonetti said:
first thing that popped into my head was have your friend call em and say he lost his pass and needs a new one. they can't blame him for some rando (you) for finding his pass and using it

they'd immediately deactivate that one though...
 
We've been moving around passes all year in my friend group with no issue at all. My homie is 5'6 and straight outta hawaii, basically as brown as it gets and lets everyone use his Ikon. A facemask and goggles would've solved your problem before it even became a problem. If you're going to steal services, don't do it like an idiot. I literally used a girls pass at keystone once without getting caught (it was stupid af, I know, you don't need to tell me) you gotta be pretty stupid to actually get caught.
 
topic:gofeickyourself said:
Alright so here’s the deal. I borrowed a buddies Ikon pass at Squaw

topic:gofeickyourself said:
If you’re the kind of person that’s gonna give me shit for using someone else’s pass than go fuck yourself.

Here I am, giving you shit for using someone else's pass:

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14014035:artrud said:
I bet the Ikon Pass social media marketing team doesn't ever check NS and/or threads related to their company. So you're probably safe posting about the incident here and letting the whole world know how to trace you back to the scene of the crime. Good news for your buddy is that you can buy him the Mountain Collective or Epic Pass next winter. Good luck!!

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14014059:gofeickyourself said:
Yeah bro I bet they’re already checking NS out lookin for me. If you think I’m leaving this thread up for more than a day, you’re wrong “buddy”

That's not what I said. They have an online marketing team. That team monitors conversations about the Ikon Pass, competitors, etc...it's called Social Listening (Google it). Your thread title is pretty suspicious and when they pull a social listening list it will probably appear. And judging by your OP, it sounds like they're trying to crack down on poachers.

PS - Shout out to the #ikonpass social team when they see this
 
14014059:gofeickyourself said:
Yeah bro I bet they’re already checking NS out lookin for me. If you think I’m leaving this thread up for more than a day, you’re wrong “buddy”

Don’t worry I already emailed this over to theft of service department at Ikon.
 
Squaw is like the worst resort to try to use someone else's pass. I get asked all the time about my own pass.

Liftys get paid 75 buckes for every fraudulent pass they find. And they don't really fuck around
 
The pass account is probably frozen and the pass likely will not work anywhere anymore. Best case scenario the pass owner can just go in and say he needs a new pass printed because he lost his pass, and they print another one on the spot. Unless they can somehow connect the two of you, I don't really see how they can rebut the lost pass scenario..
 
I bet OP and other Ikon poachers are causing all the traffic at J Hole, Big Sky, LCC and all those other places crusty locals like to bitch about stuff, think about all the extra days and car trips!
 
14014084:artrud said:
That's not what I said. They have an online marketing team. That team monitors conversations about the Ikon Pass, competitors, etc...it's called Social Listening (Google it). Your thread title is pretty suspicious and when they pull a social listening list it will probably appear. And judging by your OP, it sounds like they're trying to crack down on poachers.

PS - Shout out to the #ikonpass social team when they see this

NARC
 
14014059:gofeickyourself said:
Yeah bro I bet they’re already checking NS out lookin for me. If you think I’m leaving this thread up for more than a day, you’re wrong “buddy”

how u gonna take it down "buddy"?
 
14014362:BigPurpleSkiSuit said:
Wait, how would the pass be hot listed if you never let anyone scan it?

They have RFID scanners at Squaw. In the OP he just says he didn't show it when asked not that they didn't scan it. When I was at squaw I never took my ticket out of my pocket and but they took my picture when I bought it so I'm pretty sure they were looking at my photo on their tablets when I came through the lift line.
 
They have them at snowbird too, but what I gather happened is they noticed it on the slope, not the liftline, or do they send the guy after you once you get off the lift?

Wait, I see this happened at the lift base, so they just flagged his pass there, got if

14014364:OregonDead said:
They have RFID scanners at Squaw. In the OP he just says he didn't show it when asked not that they didn't scan it. When I was at squaw I never took my ticket out of my pocket and but they took my picture when I bought it so I'm pretty sure they were looking at my photo on their tablets when I came through the lift line.

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14014372:TubeBro said:
How do you just "dip out" of the liftline at the base, with skis on?

why you lyin' cuz

Ive been on NS long enough to not believe 95% of any kind of story regarding lifties, school officials, fights, JUUL or anything that might make the OP appear edgy. Especially this guy that somehow dipped away from a lift line, changed into different ski clothes then dipped out of another lift line with a flagged pass without being detained. That being said, back in 2007 I did have a buddy that had to go to court over using a buddy's Epic pass and it got pretty ugly for him.
 
14014791:PoacherMan said:
How tf do I delete this thread lol

i think a mod will delete it if you ask. i'm pretty sure short of that, you can try just editing your post(s) yourself and delete whatever you want. worth a shot lol
 
“Yeah and my compromise is ski all the mountains around here and pay for 1 and work for 1 at most. ill never get caught cause I'm not a free baller, I'm a very calculated baller who knows what's what. I would throw shade on your account but it's so fucking weak I have no idea who tf you are.”

Lol what happened to not getting caught dude? Shoulda paid for your own lift ticket.
 
14014978:PoacherMan said:
Thanks for wishing me luck immediately after sticking your dick in my ass. I'm no lawyer, but I never got on the lift so we'll see how these theft of services charges work out. Thanks a bunch for ruining the Newschoolers forums for myself and everyone who saw the shit you just pulled. I should actually thank you for teaching me a very valuable lesson, I'm not going to express myself or opinions on newschoolers or in general because I have to and should have worried more about Rats like you.

This thread is great. Even better that you changed your user name and thread title likes that means anything.

10/10. Good stuff.
 
14014872:LineSkier said:
Did you personally narc on this dude?

This is either the most epic photoshop job ever or pretty fucked up. OP is an idiot but thats low as shit to report someone over a NS post.
 
Lol to all of you retards who think that photo is a real email describing OP or OP's friend. OP you're a moron. If you're gonna use someone else's pass, be a fucking man and deal with the consequences of what happens when you get caught. I bet you spend more on alcohol and drugs in a few months than an actual pass costs. Be a decent human being and buy your own pass or learn to ski backcountry.

Did you really think you could post on the internet about getting caught for using someone else's pass and not get trolled to death? Especially on here. Why don't you post on reddit too and see what they think...
 
14015040:SuspiciousFish said:
This is either the most epic photoshop job ever or pretty fucked up. OP is an idiot but thats low as shit to report someone over a NS post.

Not even Photoshop. You can press F12 and edit the text of literally any internet thing straight in the html
 
OP claims he got caught using someone elses pass. claims he changed clothes and they still caught him and now his friends pass is flagged. he wanted the forum to tell him what to do.
 
14015228:GrandThings said:
This just turned into the best thread in a while.

OP - you steal that pass?

My buddy just loaned it to me for the day. He was planning on using it later this season in mammoth. But that pass is Toast.
 
14017026:PoacherMan said:
My buddy just loaned it to me for the day. He was planning on using it later this season in mammoth. But that pass is Toast.

Good. Get your own shekels to buy a pass or get mommy or daddy to buy you one for your birthday. Rules are rules mang, gotta stick to them. I'm glad your pass is toast desu.
 
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