Wise words from old people?

[rememberscott]

Never waste a boner

 

[CaptainObvious.]

You're a fucking idiot. You'll never accept it and you shouldn't. Just remember it everytime you get into an argument with someone. It will keep you humble.

 

[rememberscott]

That's a good thing to keep in mind for you. Boy that old man was honest!

 

[Laurent.]

Uncle Ben said the only thing that mattered.

 

[.Hugo.]

you cant drink all day if you dont start in the morning

the best cure for your hangover is more beer

 

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Uncle Ben said the only thing that mattered.

Drink responsubly

 

[JGWI]

Always look left agian.

 

[Barefootin_Fiend]

never trust a fart.

 

[El_flanderino]

dont wait until tomorrow to do something you can do today

 

[DayMan]

Don't let your dreams become regrets.

 

[Dobber]

"It hurts when I piss"

 

[Lé.Skiing]

[video]http://youtu.be/9YsZvZq1EAk?t=9m17s[/video]

I hope this works...

If not follow this link and watch the part about his advice. (already fast forwarded it to the right part)

 

[Chewy.]

I met a cool old dude at a gas station once. He may have been crazy. He told me this:

"Let me give you some advice. Bitches will be bitches. And if you don't drink 24oz beers, you're a pussy."

 

[danncphedran]

You're a fucking idiot. You'll never accept it and you shouldn't. Just remember it everytime you get into an argument with someone. It will keep you humble.

hahaha

 

[DirtYStylE]

If you french fry when you're supposed to pizza, you're going to have a bad time.

 

[SFB]

"OP i dont love you" - OPs dad

 

[crotchvent]

When your my age you won't be able to shit like you can now.

 

[ChillTeenDad420]

son, you were an accident and i don't love you fucktard. get out of my house

 

[tcgoldman]

"if you're wrong, admit it, and if you're right, shut up."

 

[MWG]

Music is the movement of sound to reach the soul for the education of its virtue.

~Plato~

 

[DominatorJacques]

"Be good!" That's all.

 

[qazwsxedc34]

Don’t play with your penis like I did or you’ll be tucking it in your sock.

 

[-emile-]

''when in doubt front 2 out''

 

[connecticunt]

My grandmother who is addicted to prescription pills, currently on suicide watch in the loony bin, and nuts out of her mind told me

"If you're going to do drugs Kenzie you gotta commit to the lifestyle, when I started using I never thought I would end up having to be escorted to wiz and I haven't done the whoopee in about 15 years and it fucking blows. Keep that in mind kiddo."

That lady is off her rocker but it has really kept me away from the hard stuff. So thanks Lizzy.

 

[-emile-]

My grandmother who is addicted to prescription pills, currently on suicide watch in the loony bin, and nuts out of her mind told me

"If you're going to do drugs Kenzie you gotta commit to the lifestyle, when I started using I never thought I would end up having to be escorted to wiz and I haven't done the whoopee in about 15 years and it fucking blows. Keep that in mind kiddo."

That lady is off her rocker but it has really kept me away from the hard stuff. So thanks Lizzy.

classic Lizzy

 

[juliatheskier]

my grandfather used to always say, "never trust a man who doesn't drink."

 

[rememberscott]

my grandfather used to always say, "never trust a man who doesn't drink."

I like that because my dad doesn't drink. And he's the biggest hypocrite I've ever met.

 

[hurrdurr]

Dont tell your daddy how to fuck

A russian is russian even if you'd fry them in butter

 

[robbinJAHood]

If you ever try anal sex, just remember it feels like a hard block of shit being pushed through a fruit loop. God loves you

 

[miroz]

 

[SupremeDeity]

Make sandwiches all day Sunday so you won't be lonely.

Clean your drangus twice a week.

 

[yuck]

''when in doubt front 2 out''

"when in trouble, tuck for double"

also, good advice:

FUCK IT. seriously that attitude will reduce stress in your life greatly. if somethign sucks and there's nothing you can do about it, fuck it. just... fuck it.

 

[miroz]

Here's a real one:

"Be discrete."

If you're gonna do stupid shit, be discrete.