wiping your ass.

ductapeboy

ductapeboy

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k so.... I was taking a shit the other day - and I have gotten too lazy to close the door lately... so my gf is standing there... and she looks in the door and I'm wiping my ass... and she is like - what the hell are you doing? and I'm like - I'm wiping my ass.... and she is like - why are you still sitting down. and I was like - cuz thats how you wipe your ass. and so she was like - I wipe my ass standing up. and I was like - you what? so yea I was wondering who the freak was. me - the sitter, or my girlfriend - the stander?

Dave Pauls

www.corbettsskishop.com

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girls only go in the bathroom to get pretty and fix makeup

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
yeah...ur the freak. how can u do it sitting down?

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My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

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that was SO not needed dave

'You always wanna be told you're right...but maybe I got sick of lying all the time'
 
its ptrtty simple, just reach, and wipe. how could u stand up and do it? you ass cheecks would squeeeeze together and you would get like a buildup and have to squeeze the paper between the cheeks to whipe. its not rite.



Moe.

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Pimps don't pay taxes.

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613

 
you can wipe only wipe your ass sitting down if your ass doesn't cover the entire toilet seat - you need enough room for your arm to get down there in the bowl to reach your assy-ass part.

if you have a fat ass you have to sit real far forwards on the seat, or stand up to wipe.

 
man sitting down all the way.. why stand up?

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please consider- girls have vaginas, so whiping back 2 front can run a risk of vaginal cavity infection, its easier front to back when standing- Dr. Whipes

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'say everyone under 16 cannot particapate in the forum conversation

and they can have their own forum called peewees daycare.

where they can talk about nintendos and shitting the bed' -seward
 
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'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

I swear to follow the teachings of JMMT

'say everyone under 16 cannot particapate in the forum conversation

and they can have their own forum called peewees daycare.

where they can talk about nintendos and shitting the bed' -seward
 
public toilet seats can be scary depending on where they are, so then i would stand, otherwise i sit cause its better

-Grant

bye el niño
 
I've never thought about it. But i guess I kinda squat when i whipe, so neither really....

-Sara

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sitting and standing varies on the size of the bowl, my house for instance has the 3 gallon bowl, the kind they dont make ne more, but everywhere else has the 1.7 gallon bowl, so that can be tricky, but the real question is, when u wipe ur ass, do u FOLD or WHAD?

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who takes the time to fold it? I crinkle it up and shoot baskets.

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

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whad

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My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

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nice

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**

 
how the fuck can you wipe sitting down man????

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i do it sitting down. Standing up? What the hell is that?

Anyway, i just lean over to one side like I'm about to fart and just wipe. It's so much better that way.

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Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!

 
If you sit doesnt your hand like touch all the nasty water and shit? Thats a risk Im not willing to take although ill try it next time. ANd haha I fold over twice creating a 3 layer piece.

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no, you don't stick it down in there. when u lean over, u have a clear shot of your butthole.

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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!

 
standing up? thats gonna be unconfortable

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slow minded

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how can a fat cow get all the way over the moon??
 
you are both freaks but i ahve never gerad anyone wipe there ass standing upp thats werid

 
dude....it's all about the lean. what the hell is this standing shit. and besides, you have tp, why would you even touch your ass sitting? im sorry, but i think the standing method is for people who were not cordinated enough to wipe their ass without starring at their cheeks. now for the real question:

Who looks after whipping?

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if you sit, then you would be putting your hand in the bowl when you wipe..fuckin dirty! u gotta squat, so really neither stand or sit. its all about the 1/2 way in between.

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u dont put your hand in the bowl. you lean ontto one cheek so the other ones in the air. then your butthole is clear of the bowl and u can wipe dirty-free.

And I look at the tp after wiping. How else u gonna know that it's all gone?

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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!

 
who dosent remember if they sit or stand? i have to wait till i take a shit



Moe.

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Pimps don't pay taxes.

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613

 
i look, im gonna go look right now

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**

 
what if u have a super high pressure beday(sp) and it forces u to ur feet

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**

 
all depends on what kinda shit it was

if it was a easy goer then i have the power to stand up.

if it took everything outta me i gotta sit down

sometimes i even flush the toilet while still sitting naked on it, cools everything down.

seward backwards is drawes,blackman term for underwear - Lateralis pointing something out that i have never noticed in my 18 years of existence

What are the cops gonna do, Call the cops? - Good ol Muff
 
She sees you wiping shit from your ass, and the only thing she says is why are you sitting down??? She must be down with the freaky shit!

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NS Naked Club
 
haha, i had this argument in school for about 2 weeks this past year. i was surprised and apalled by how many idiots stand up to wipe their ass. like mercer said, its all about the lean. you get maximum wipe-age without waisting precious energy.

- Julian
 
i dont see how you can do it still sitting on the toilet, i rub against a tree and then run wild with my animal freinds or sometimes it washes away when im in water

Timbo Jones isnt even my real name.
 
shit i stand, ive never even thought of not standing really. and you have to look, to see how much more shit you have on your asshole. if its still wipin away all nasty you gotta keep goin. you cant take a chance of pulling up your pants and having poop chunks on your butt.

peace,paul

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baahhhahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha, that was some funny shit NMK, no pun intended also

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**

 
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