Wiping your ass unnatty?

OP reaches through his legs and wipes towards his face, causing feces to become lodged in his gooch. The gooch-poop cheese then causes unsanitary conditions. This ultimately causes AIDS. So we can now confirm that OP does have AIDS.
 
Have you tried opening a bottle unatty? I feel like a toddler when I try to open bottles with my left hand.
 
Broke my right thumb once... had to learn unnaty wiping.

The worst part is when you lose your grip on the paper.
 
13026997:Spss said:
Information, too much..,

too much information...

Me and god himself every single time you post

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MY NAME IS HIPPY AND I HOLD MY DICK AND BALLS WITH MY FOREARM AND WIPE BETWEEN THE LEGS!!!!!!! YES MY GOOCH HAIR PROBABLY HAS POOP IN IT BUT I DONT CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT FEELS GOOD
 
13027663:hippy. said:
MY NAME IS HIPPY AND I HOLD MY DICK AND BALLS WITH MY FOREARM AND WIPE BETWEEN THE LEGS!!!!!!! YES MY GOOCH HAIR PROBABLY HAS POOP IN IT BUT I DONT CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT FEELS GOOD

goddamn hippies
 
13026634:Mr.Bishop said:
Broke my right thumb once... had to learn unnaty wiping.

The worst part is when you lose your grip on the paper.

That means you need to work on your grabs
 
legit just realized i may have been wiping my ass the wrong way my whole life.. i wipe toward the balls not back.. is this bad.? kinda like a push and drop.
 
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