Wine gums: an adult candy

arnie_grape

arnie_grape

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wine gums are a delicious candy, designed for adult consumption. a little bit of toughness to em, you've really got to put the work into chewing that most younger people just cant commit to. the firmness also stimulates the gums. feels good on the gummers. if you eat them after a stringy meat dinner like ribs or brisket you probably wont even have to floss afterwards.

and then you have the flavour which cannot be beat. not too sweet. maybe even a little vinegarry. the mystery of the flavours just add to the experience. is it supposed to be fruit? is it supposed to be fortified wine? is it made up completely by lab experts? who could tell. not me.

i like the purple one. it's the cadillac of candy. a purple wine gum paired with absolutely nothing is ten times better than a glass of wine with steak.

please share your experiences with this candy.
 
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(In a friendly Canadian singsong voice)

Oh, Labatt Blue, you beauty, eh?

A taste of Canada, far and near.

From the Rockies high, to the prairies wide,

Your crisp refreshment, a source of pride.

The cobalt can, a familiar friend,

Iced down cold, 'til the very end.

The first sip hits, a wave of pure,

Canadian goodness, that's for sure.

A hint of malt, a touch of hops,

A balance perfect, that never stops.

Refreshing thirst, on a summer's day,

Washes your troubles, right away.

Around the campfire, or at the game,

Labatt Blue, you're never out of place, eh?

Shared with friends, a joyful cheer,

For every sip, a hearty "Here, Here!"

So raise a glass, to this Canadian brew,

Labatt Blue, we salute you!

A taste of home, a taste of cheer,

Canada's finest, year after year.
 
This is probably the most sensual I've heard someone talk about wine gums, like now i can picture you layin in bed next too em and gently caressing the bag while you dirty talk them
 
wine gums are the best. I used to have my friends expired welchs that were really chewy cause i loved chewy gummies and most just let your teeth sink through and its all gone in a matter of seconds. Wine gums also have a slightly savoury taste that I love. If you want an extra little whimsical chuckle then put them in a thin pocket when skiing so they get nice and cold and are even more chewy. One might even say refreshing at such a point. Truly fantastic if you ask me.
 
14603435:arnie_grape said:
nobody wants your fugazi blackfaced santa hinga dinga durgen coal candy. we are talkin stricly wine gums here, the cadillac of chewy candies
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More like range rover of candies, Shit and people with no taste like them.
 
oooooh im fuckin crackin into em tonight boys somtimes i save the purple for last then dont brush my teeth before bed so that when i wake up in the night i get to taste a purple wine gums the cadillac of candies

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14603314:JalmarKalmar said:
They taste like shit. Come to nordics where they sell real and tasty candy

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I spend a good amount of time in Denmark. Those motherfuckers are always trying to trick me with these things. Not today Satan. But I will grab some Winegums at the airport.
 
14603667:Session said:
I spend a good amount of time in Denmark. Those motherfuckers are always trying to trick me with these things. Not today Satan. But I will grab some Winegums at the airport.
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Join the darkside. Eat some ammoniun chloride and be homies with Satan.
 
I love them it sucks its only Canada and UK that gets them. Got me a nice bag to munch in my hotel room last night the 1 night I spent in Canada for work.
 
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