Will you be the Juul to my pod?

[Senpai]

I’m bored af and need a laugh, post your best and/or worst pickup lines (bonus points if they have worked)

 

[Pigeon.]

me: *generic compliment*

gurl: standard "thank youuuu u "

me: ok now send feet pics

 

[vibecheck]

You wanna hit my piss flavored juul