^ Stop trying to sound cool. I don't think Pastrana is your boyyyyyyyy, and you're just trying to sound like the guys in 1242 during Auclair's segment with your whole 'boyyyyyy' thing. Stick a blender in your asshole.
Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.
'Wayne Gretzky? Isn't that the guy from Wayne's World?' -My infinitely wise cousin