Wierd shitt for free on craigslist

call all the llamas DAS DETH BRIGADE. and we spray paint their fur with cool flamez and shit.

i live in Boise. THIS DREAM CAN BECOME A REALITY!
 
get a friend and slowly start taking over small farm towns. when you amass a following big enough move on to smaller suburbs and eventually go for the boise. once you have the state of idaho under your control try and ally with the mormons, bam, utah and idaho your working fighting llama riding armies. continue this method until you reach the white house, obama is a sucker for furry equestrian animals, lure him in posing as a petting zoo with all proceeds towards national healthcare program. have sniper llamas waiting in the white house garden and slay the pig.
revolution is in our hands. a country united under llamas is within our reach. go my friend.
 
i shant disappoint you. our utopia shall arise. ive dreamt of this day for far too long, searched craigslist till my eyes dried out, and told my self i would not rest until our nation is under the fair hoove of the llama.

your name will not be forgotten, fret not comrade.
 
HUZZAH BROTHER!
i am enroute to the far east, to consult the dalai lama in spiritual guidance in the journey. a global llama empire, imagine!
 
all this can come from the acquisition of our forerunner llamas. i only hope i have enough strength to fulfill my tasks on this coming day.
 
you must let them fulfill the prophecy fortold by the alpaca lords of lore! allow me and valley to show them their destiny!
 
who in the right mind would want to sell their llamas. If I had a llama I'd treat it like my son and my son would be my llamas slave.
 
ther was a dude givin away a half used bottle of eyewash near me..said a roommate left it ther and he didnt wanna pitch it...and u shud get the llamas, good pack animals
 
wuts the best is you say free xbox and youput ur friends phone number in, he got like over 30 calls about it haha
 
for the past five days i have been in the remote jungles of northern thailand consulting with breshun haiikwatoo, the oldest lllama breeder alive. i have acquired a specific set of skills that i will not leak on this message board that will make the world a living hell.
 
listen my brother. thou shalt most surely conquer these americas with the proper llama training. thou skills will be much needed in our conquest. we shall traverse many lands to find the legendary llama scouts training guide. once we have acquired this sacred parchment all of the americas will be ours and the highest of leaders will bow down to our llama power!!!!!!
 
ah yes the sacred llama decree, holding the untold prophecy in which llamas are the true master race and will one day rule the world! little do you know i already own said parchment! AH HAH!
 
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