Wierd shit you do home alone

[thelizards]

I always walk around on my tip toes to see what it would be like to be 3 inches taller. its fun

inb4 fapping

 

[Jonny7]

fapping

inafter fapping

 

[will-g]

fap

but thats normal

 

[TechnoPotamus]

oh nooooz

 

[skiminnesota]

wear boxers and nothing else for most of the days.

or if im feeling classy ill put on sweat pants.

inb4 fapping

 

[stickerman]

fapping

inb4 fapping

 

[skiminnesota]

DAMMIT

 

[Ski.The.Ice]

listen to music really loud. while jibbing my furnature

 

[TechnoPotamus]

fap thread!

cool beans

 

[pmw]

almost always naked smoke in a room i haven't before pick up some rugs and slide around on the wood floor in a nice pair of socks

 

[JosephStalin]

shit with the door open
and of course fap in my parents bed

 

[stickerman]

listen to music really loud, sometimes turn on the police scanner

 

[DERS.]

first two things for sure3rd not so much

 

[-___-]

i like to put my junk out of the little front boxer hole, and stand on my front steps and let my junk hang in the wind, its very impowering

 

[twin-tip-hero]

play mw2 with the tv at max, and fap

 

[S.C]

haha word man

 

[jeremy.g]

bump my music and i definately roll around in just some boxers.

 

[GayWolf420]

Fap into the milk jug. Fap into different food items. Rub your sack on your parents or sisters pillows.

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

I like to tidy up the house and do all my homework so when my parents cum home I might have the possibility of sleeping somewhere other then the cellar and maybe if im extra lucky, get to eat their leftovers from dinner!!!!!

 

[Anathema]

pretend im the kid from home alone and set up traps all over the house

 

[MAPLE_SYRUP]

one time i put a TV and my XBOX in front of the shitter, i had a good 3 hour poop, idk why but it was so much better than sitting on the couch, and by the time i went to wipe it was all dry, double win

 

[E.C.]

LOL

 

[wesley.]

take shits with the door open, go on river boat gambling trips, make my own beef jerky

 

[LIL-WAT]

Put on my mankini and try to achieve a sexy new pose.

 

[inb4_UMAD]

 

[*TURBONERD*]

fapfapfapfapfapfap

fap

 

[tommyp1ckles]

i sing very loud while listening to songs i like.

 

[dbchili]

set up traps to catch burglars...

and fap

 

[Jwalk]

just yell crazy shit

 

[Testicles]

-Try on my ski gear-Wear ridiculous clothing-Put random shit in my hair or make it look fucking stupid-Don't clean until the last possible chance before someone comes over-Have one chair I can sit in and do everything (homework, computer, xbox, get food... usually involves shit everywhere and i like it) still need to find a way to shit/piss while doing this though-Fap
And wear my shirt like this, as I am right now

 

[hella.sick.skier]

i like this im gonna do it sometime

 

[Happy.]

This, loud, off key singing is where it's at

 

[hoodratz47]

i lived by myslef for a while now... yeah... it gets weird... deff have to door open on the shitter.. and im naked alot.

 

[WaterBottle]

i dont wear clothes alot

 

[8088]

run around naked and sing the travelers insurance song where all the animals get a long

 

[soulskier]

walk around naked and talk to myself in german, it helps sink it in...

 

[matt.s]

leave the bathroom door open all the time, in fact just generally leave things open. peanut butter, back door, oven, random shit on my computer, the cupboard with al my favourite snacks, etc.

 

[morpheus]

hahaha wtf dude?

 

[dex.]

wear my ski clothes and FUCK!!!!!!

 

[no_steeze]

play call of duty naked with my feet up and legs spread apart

 

[morpheus]

yell at the tvsing loudly off key.watch cartoons and history channel.make unusually complicated ramen dishes.poop with the door open.pee in my backyard.be as lasy as humanly possible.sometimes scream for no reason....

 

[-___-]

you havent lived til youve done it..try it

 

[no_steeze]

i would live like such a disgusting piece of shit if i was home alone all the time

 

[Relish_man]

i blast some Jimi Hendrix in the kitchen even if im rarely in the kitchen. i then proceed to play my drums obnoxiously loudly in my boxers then pick up my guitar and cramp the amp to eleven

the fap

 

[shibby]

I can't believe nobody has said masturbate yet.

 

[-___-]

oh and fapping in the woods

 

[Bethune]

yeah what the fap

 

[blatt]

 

[blatt]

fuck me

 

[blindside]

do my homework.

while fapping.

 

[icantskiiFILM]

yeah seriously!! im so fapping mad right now!

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