eheath, brosifra don't compare yourself to other states. NYC, Chicago both have liquor stores open till 4 A.M, and the club's don't close until 5 or 6 (legally sanctioned events).
Meanwhile Hairy-O's won't even let a show run past 1
Utah has taken many measures to curb or fuck up my consumption of alcohol. To go over the various odd restrictions once again
1. state liquor stores. okay not a MANDATORY stop unless you are an alcoholic , but if you are picking up drink to take home this is the place to go.2. state liquor stores close way fucking early. im not motherfucking joking here I just went to
http://abc.utah.gov/stores/index.html and found a store that closed at 7pm......3. state liquor stores are closed on sundays4. they have some funky mixed drink law. I guess you can't pour 2 shots of 40% alcohol in a single drink legally. But you can pour a shot of 40% alcohol and a shot of like dekyuper whatever flavoring at 17% and its still fine? I noticed at restaurants they would still sell drinks with more than one liquor so I had to ask. What this means basically is that a long island ice tea does not exist in Utah.5. you brought up a great new one....banning happy hour? GET THOSE GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKERS OUT OF MY LIFE, THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE MOTHERFUCKING REPUBLICAN GOD DMANIT. THAT MEANS LESS GOVERNMENT. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IRONIC SHIT6. yeah so my girlfriend drinks but she drinks those malt beverages and shit and we were at the GROCERY STORE, and we couldn't find any. and they don't sell liquor at grocery stores it seems either. And its like 9:40 at night and we try and make it to a state liquor store but it was fucking closed by the time we got there and we basically concluded republican mormons are functioning retards who have no clue what LIMITED MOTHERFUCKING GOVERNMENT MEANS.
eheath needs to come clean about his really deep seated inner hatred towards the hispanic race though. Every white person in SLC is overtly racist I think......
Just kidding, I would be pissed too if mexicans moved in and started putting up motherfucking billboards in spanish for mcdonalds everywhere.
I learned more mexican in one trip to utah than I have in any classroom ever. (jk)
oh and by the way, the copper onion, vinto, settebello, braza grill, red rock brewery, porcupine, and squatters are all delicious. We were hoping to try Metropolitan out one night but we didn't stay enough this time. I've spent many nights now in SLC trying the foods and being disappointed, but I have finally found a handful of restaurants that are wicked.
Here is another thing about SLC I notice,, you guys put your money where your mouth is. I mean this by you say you want cleaner ways to produce energy and you might actually mean it because I've never seen as many natural gas vehicles as I have in SLC. Most restaurants I visit made a point of it to try and note all the local sourced foods in the menu.
Your town really is progressive as hell compared to the politics. It seems really dynamic and trendy. It still has kind of a weird tinge to it and after like 34 days of vacationing there I still haven't quite figured it out. im out of my element here.