Why Miatas Rule

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B/C everyone at this site are the dumbest fucks I have ever read posts from. Andyrightcoast hey good job i know it is hard dealing with these stone age mongrals

Following people = fagots

Moe 'i donno man, its a pretty estrogen fueled car.' Try reading an actual post from miata.net and think before you talk and if your brain can handle it do research before your ass talks

freeskier420 also falls in bumb bitch category

'Mr. 97 Jetta. Its not called street racing unless its on a street you fuckwad. ' great quote try reading and actually absorbing the information for once you fucking cunt.

Now if anyone has anything intelligent to ask about a miata I will answer

 
John = the man. He may not be able to spell very well, but hes smart as fuck. Mabye shoulda been kept in the drag racing thread, but it deserves its own thread. He has my full backing.

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i wonder

zzmiata=andyrightcoast? nah..

I think if people don't like the looks of Miata's then the shouldn't like the looks of Z3 and Z8 but this isn't the normal case so it's more a stereotype

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No, its not me. Ask Harvey himself, the two accounts will have two IP's. John's just a Miata owner who saw some ignorant posts and was pissed about them.

-Andy

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I want a miata!!! They are the coolest cars ever, kind of small though, but still very nice.

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Wow how did you get freinds like that? Did you impress them with your great technical explanations.

 
miatas are a chick car, a guy at my school got one and he got made fun of so much he sold it a month later, i wouldn't be caught dead driving one, if you want a small sports car get a subaru

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man you are sprung off miatas. do you have one, or are you just fantasizing

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im not sprung off of shit. and I'm in the process of buying one. right now I help work on John's (zzmiata) until i get mine in the next week. I stated that before. I've already caught the Miata bug as the people at miata.net call it.

-Andy

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im getting an RX8!!!! well be me i mean my dad... but its comeing in two months!!preorder!!!loaded!!!titanium!!later dudes!!!

dude, whats with the underwear?

oh, its just there to cover my ass in case any shit goes down.
 
miata.net AHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAH

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lineskier10 HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH fag.

Post your fucking reasons instead of acting like a complete retard.

-Andy

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How is it not real. You're not explaining yourself. You're just trolling like a fucking 'tard.

-Andy

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those rx8's are nice. i don't know how the fuck that rotary engine really works but it gives you mad power and a red line at like 9 thousand.

 
real car = '69 Chevelle

real car = '68 Camaro

real car = '67 Mustang

etc

real car Rice Burning P.O.S.

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its probably a forum where a bunch of male miata owners get together and tell themselves that their car isnt a womans car and they are cool, its pretty pathetic if you ask me

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the answer is practical. Just because it's a 4cyl that gets good gas mialage doesn't mean that its a 'rice burner.' There are a lot of Porsche's that are 4cyl, you don't call them rice burners... what about f1 cars... You wouldnt drive a 69 Camaro to work and back every day, would you? The car isn't for street dragging or other bullshit. The car is pure handling and a joy to drive. zzmiata and his dad drive an SK w/ a small block chevy 8cyl in it in a NASCAR circuit, does that command any respect at all? You people are fucking retarded with your notions about cars and how they have to be. Just because it's small doesn't mean its a 'rice burner' or a 'chick car' It has the same wheel base as a normal car. This thing will outhandle anything thrown at it. Even stock. If it's so bad, why is it in the Guinness Book of World Records as the best selling sports car ever? I see more women driving the cars you mentioned than I see driving Miatas. I'll see 10 women driving Mustangs for every 1 I see driving a Miata. I have no intention to 'pimp out' or 'rice' a Miata. There will be no body kit on mine, there will be no wing, shiny rims, huge system, loud exhaust on my car. No fuckin' way... everything is going into preformance and handling. I plan to race Autocross for real. I don't see any of you fucks in your 'real cars' out at a track actually doing anything. So fuck off.

In the immortal words of Jimmy Kimmel on the Man Show, 'What's with all the guys driving big cars to compensate for something else...? Thats right... we drive MIATAS'

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woah calm down peppy i am just tryin to be a jack ass if you like your miata great good for you just dont rice it out its annoying to see cars that are all 'cool' looking and have nothing under the hood. if you are gonna beef up the performance more power to ya. personally though i have always just preferred old hot rods. and honestly as long as you enjoy your car good for you

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haha, yes. Andrew kicks some peachy ass...and his miata is hot..esp for a youngin

however, Bmws are where it's @. specially the minis...mmm yes

marian
 
haha, ok Andy, to get this straight: yes your miata is hot. HOT.

and I was just in London and saw a mini and thought it was pretty hot. and yes, mini's are run by a british company...but they are owned by bmw! (at least...I think?...)

marian
 
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haha :-)

-Andy

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'zactly. technology is the replacement for displacement. Look at the 80's F1 cars. Real car = 1500hp from a 1.5L 4cyl. and anyone who would sell a car because people make fun of it is an insecure stain to begin with.

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youthinasia, where you been? i missed you.

dude, whats with the underwear?

oh, its just there to cover my ass in case any shit goes down.
 
who the fuck cares what kind of car it is,a car will simply get you from point A to point B,

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Miatas aren't going to win many drags, but they are some of the best handeling cars. Thats what I never understood these american classic cars, sure they can fly, but what good is speed if you can't do anything with it but drive in straight lines.

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Miatas are good

they were in The top 8 cars in the sport compact car to give you an idea but I don't like there style

PAG
 
Miatas are just Z3 wanna be's. They are a weak and ugly women's car. That car is so damn light, but its acceleration is nothing to brag about, the engine is probably the same as thier 4 door compacts.

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'Miatas are just Z3 wanna be's. They are a weak and ugly women's car. '

You are an idiot. Miata's were designed in 1989. The z3 is a MIATA wanna-be. Get the fuck out of this thread if you're going to be so fucking stupid.

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you miata people are overreacting. Everyone has their own opinion. It's not fair to talk down to them because they don't like your car.

''hey look, his skis are on backwards! You're one of those crazy tricksters, i can tell''- old man in the lift line

 
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saturn vue is the #1 SUV

and the z3, and z4 comparison is bullshit

even the z3 is like twice a miata, and the z4 is twice what a z3 is

thats like saying buy elans, their the exact same as armadas.

no where close

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CTRipper, theres a difference between disagreeing and blatantly flaming. All of these fucks don't know what the fuck they are talking about at all. And its not fucking me. The kid who posted that shit is sitting right here. His name is John and he drives a Miata, hes not fucking me god damnit.

The Miata is not a Z3 copy, its not possible, the first Miata was designed and made in 1989 while the z3 was produced in 1995. The Miata brought back the old British roadster style and BMW sought to get into that action w/ the Z3, and Honda later followed w/ the S2000. You fucks know nothing besides what others tell you. Go do some research, especially on handling and skid pad results. The Miata is one of the top 10 best handling cars of all time. Everyone who is actually someone in racing and cars respects the Miata. I'm not joking whatsoever. This car was not made for straight line dragging. It was made for dragging. It has almost go-kart handling ability. I'll tell you what. I'm extending a challenge. Anyone who can come and beat John's COMPLETELY STOCK Miata with their car or their friends cars or whatever in an Autocross event go ahead. The rest of you are retards who have no fucking clue what you're talking about.

-Andy

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Meh, i dont have any logistical reason for not liking Miata's, its just that they look kinda funny to me. Miata's do have good gas milage and all, considerable engine, light frame, but looks are half of it.

I was going to come up with some good analogy, like 'girls are like cars: Its whats under the hood that matters', but i cant think of a good one, so someone else can pick this up and oh shit there i go again

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miatas suck! stuped peaces of soft crap. could you possibly find a more bland suspension for a srots car? I would rather have a olb BMW 2002 any day

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i went for a ride in a Z4 tonight...damn now thats a very nice car. wanted to drive it but its new and he wouldn't let me.

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woah chill out andy, i wasn't mad or anything, just saying that it is just the internet and people shouldn't take someone elses words so seriously.

''hey look, his skis are on backwards! You're one of those crazy tricksters, i can tell''- old man in the lift line

 
Andy is right. I am personally not a big fan of the Miata, just because its not my style, but you have to respect a car that handles so damn well. Personally, I would rather have my friends 350 hp GTi, but thats just me.

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whats a miata? some kind of mexican food?

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lol

I agree with skibum

u gotta respect what he said because it's a good car but maybie not your type of car

PAG
 
Hella nice car, and it's got great performance. Nt huge on the styling, but it's personal preference.

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