Why men should be thankful.

yeah it's a constant circus in a mans pants.

theres one thing to remember.

Don't force a man to stand up! If he says he doesn't want to. then don't make him.

'I had lost a lot of things under this deck....'- My Grandma 'what.. like your viginity?'

$1080PLP$: 'i just love canadian boys.. ' but really it was Brooke.
 
omg that reminds me of a horrible story

i was taking lifeguard training, well this really hot girl had to pull me out of the pool from the side, so i put my hands up and she bent over and started to pull me up. Two very bad things for my hormones, she was rubbing me up and down against the wall, trying to be funny i guess, and she was bending over 3 inches from my face. So finally she pulled me out and i made sure i was on my stomach but it was too late, and her and this other guy were like, ok time to roll you over and do CPR, i was like HELL NO ur not rolling me over, but they didnt have a clue and they rolled me over.....

ive never been more embarrassed..aaahhh

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seth
 
ahah some kid in a school in NZ got suspended for a week because he had to write an easy with the topic of 'How my body betrays me'... and he wrote a story about how a kid was at his first day at a new school, and he got a boner (he said 'boner' in the essay) when he sat next to a hot chick, and then was made to stand up in front of the class to give a speech.

The teacher thought it was innappropiate and suspended him for a week!

Yea.. and I hate it how girls complain that there is this thing that they think they have to look all skinny and things like in magazines, and men have it so easy. Thats BS... men get all these images of 6 packs and big pecks and 12 inches... it's hard ya know?

What gravity?
 
i think that going threw emenetry school and middle school when girls think taht its funny to kick the guys in the nuts(well not just girls) but I've bean kicked in the nuts so many times... I'm not saying its equivelant to peirods or what ever but, none of this would have happend if stuiped eve wounldn't have ate the fruit!!

 
well, i read this thing somewhere(credible) and it said that if you get hit relatively hard in the junk you go through as much pain as a woman does in pregnancy 5 times in 10 seconds. think about that. and you only have to have a baby so many times. not only that but you g2 worry about it all the time.

 
but what about boobs?? do girls enjoy having boobs? besides the fact that they help u in the hole dating seen?

 
i know this girl who comlains about her boobs all the time cause she swims, but they help her out alot! lol

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I prefer to be free
 
yeah man if i was a girl i would love my boobs.. you could easily control guys with boobs man.. damn.. and everyone someone would look at them i would be like YOU LOOKED AT MY BOOBS! LOOK ME IN THE EYES FOR ONCE(something i never do.. the looking in the eyes part)

and being kicked in the nuts has got the be the worst pain ever.. girls can't compare.. maybe childbirth but that's totally different.. whatever you do.. don't kick guys in the junk man.. just not cool

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
 
When I was in grade seven, my best friend and I were in the same class. Our neighbor, who lived between us, had a dog that was expecting puppies. The dog's name was Bonnie, and we were really excited about the puppies. The day that the puppies were born, my friend's little sister ran into the class and exclaimed, 'JENN, AMY!!! Bonner's having her puppies!!!' She had no idea what she'd said, because Bonner was her pet name for the dog, and no one had ever corrected her. The whole class burst out laughing, even the teacher. I felt so bad for Kevie, because she's like a little sister to me.

Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'

James: 'It doesn't.'

Me: 'It does though.'

James: 'Yeah, it really does.'

(Ten minutes later.)

James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'

 
having your period sux. i fucking hate it. guys shouldn't even try to compare anything to it because there's nothing to compare it to-it hurts like hell and it's annoying. trying to cover it up and not make it obvious to guys when u have it is hard too. and guys don't have any long term affects from getting some girl pregnant. we have to deal w/ so much...

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~Hot Tamalia :o)
 
i think this thread is a bit stupid because none of us guys are going to know what a period or pregnancy is going to feel like and none of you girls are going to know what getting knocked in the nuts feels like

Not happy, Jan!!!
 
I stayed home today, because I couldn't stand up. It was a very boring day. Daytime television sucks, and I missed Drama....

Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'

James: 'It doesn't.'

Me: 'It does though.'

James: 'Yeah, it really does.'

(Ten minutes later.)

James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'

 
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