Why I'm an asshole

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got two black eyes from two black guys, and got three stitches from a punch .. cut on my own tooth.

Punched the first guy a few times and punched the second guy a little too.

First guy didn't do much; most damage was from second ... stabbed the second guy with some marshmallow skewers a couple of times.

Oh if you're an leo then I made this all up.

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wow fucking pic fail hahah

and sorry I don't have pics of the other guys if I could find them then I'd be more than happy
 
because saying "two black eyes from two black guys" really fast sounds like "two black eyes from two black eyes" or "two black guys from two black guys" which is mildly entertaining and therefore relevant.
 
they happened to be black and a guy's confession on here before I posted was that he dropped the N bomb when he shouldn't that's the only reason I even posted ... I didn't even make my own thread.

First guy deserved more than I gave him based on shit I don't want to say on an internet form and I deserved a little from the second guy because I let out the N word when I shouldn't have;

I meant to call the first guy a cheap ass fuck but the N word came out when it shouldn't have that's pretty much it.

Did I deserve to get fucked yeah probably a little, the first guy deserves way more shit than he got though and I can't even say why.

haters gonna hate, i'm done here and I probably amused some of you for a while even too
 
Cool You have one black eye and a tiny little bruise over your mouth. I box and fight Mma that doesn't prove shit I've gotten worse black eyes from hitting my face at diving practice.
 
I'm always joking/fooling aroundlets say my last memory of that was 2 horus ago.. my girlfriends friend ask me for a service

I just freaked out.

thing is im not serious, but im getting reallyreally good and not showing im not serious thus people tink im an asshole

and ended up doing her the favor and thats that
 
Its legit i was there. Besides that party was sick. other than me setting it all up with another guy and having 200 people show up and taking it down. and having mac throw a rock through a tractor window that was blocking the road out so no one would drive drunk, getting the cops called on us. lucky i know the owner of the property so instead of all of us getting arrested who were still there he sorted it out
 
Pass, get to the speed you want to drive, and get out of the way. You're that asshole fucking up my cruise control! Why would you do this? I don't drive > than 20mph over the limit really ever, but damn.
 
I'm feeling like

u mad bro?

I'm posting a story and facts relevant to this thread n shit and you just bitchin.

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update:

Guy number two broke his hand I guess too xD and guy number 1 lost an earring.

!! Dude, I bet you dive the shit outta that water in practice !!
 
I'm that cynical fuck who stays 100% calm, cool, and collected during a debate and it makes the other side mad every time.
 
I know for a fact that the guy did not punch you hard enough to break his hand and get a boxing fracture. Did someone punch you absolutely, Was it two black guys who 80 pounds more than you, or did you lie. I'm going with you lied
 
it was one black guy. he was huge. his friend did break his hand on El Mexicano's face though i can vouche for that or at least 2 knuckles. El Mexicano really shouldn't have picked a fight with the only black man( who he called a n*gger) at the party who did have him beat be around 80 pounds.
 
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