Why I'm an asshole

MilaKunis

MilaKunis

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Post what makes you an asshole In here

I have very very little respect for fat people

I'll be a huge asshole if this is a repost.
 
I instantly lose at least half of my respect for people when I hear that they're religious.

I don't move over from the left lane if someone behind me decides that they want to go >20 mph over the speed limit.
 
Don't tell me how to run my life.

But seriously, if you're going 90mph on I94 through downtown Chicago, you're a fucking idiot for endangering the lives of everyone around you and I'm not moving over for you.
 
That's not even being an asshole that's just being a shitty driver. People that think they're the police on the roads.

I'm going to block traffic to make sure nobody speed.

I bet you're still waitin for that award to come in the mail. Learn how to drive broski, left lane is for passin.
 
You don't understand the roadways in Illinois. If I'm passing 6 people in a row in the left lane going 10 mph faster than them, and some dude comes up to me doing 90, I'm not moving over right until I pass all 6 cars, which might take a while and definitely rustles their jimmies.

I move over all the time for considerate drivers, but if some dude is driving like an ass, I'm not going out of my way and putting myself in danger to accommodate for him.
 
That's not the picture you drew with your opening statements.

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No further questions your honor.
 
People that weave in and out of cars dangerously close irritate me more than anything. If I see somebody like that coming up and I have enough time to safely get over I love to go the same speed as the car in the right lane for a little to rustle their jimmies.
 
I kick handicapped kids in the shins

I poop in my grandmas Nutella

I pee on people's door handles

I never put the toilet seat down, or flush

I leave the crust for my mom to clean up
 
Hahaha. You should try the Bay Area or LA sometime. It'll catch you off guard when you're passing someone at 85 and a motorcycle passes you in between you and the car you're passing.
 
and you know who says it the most? my buddies who have no college and work construction... so simple minded yet they have the answer to everything from how to jackhammer properly to how to run this country...
 
DOUCHE!!!!!!!!!

I only use my phone when I myself want to contact people. When others contact me I never pick up, and I hate texting. I like things to be on my terms.
 
When I'm talking to someone I always just say the first thing that comes to my head. Usually it's 'fuck you, you're a bitch.'
 
I only dress in polo

I smoke mad buds in front of mooches

When i get tossed out of parties or bars for whatever i usually throw bricks through window

whenever someone fucks me or my family over ill kill your dog or break into your house and shake your parents until they wake up

I dont wait for jumps to be clear of gapers im going to flip your boke ass and then flip entire line

I wait for FD park rats to accumulate and do everything they do but switch and with a beer
 
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